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[Judo chop]

Rog has never been short on expressions.



See you all next Monday at the awards ceremony.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Roger does his "hysterical" Woody Allen impression.

[00Twelve]

Moore's sheer magnetism begins drawing in the bald man...one shirt collar at a time.

[Kilroy6644]

Roger Moore shows his pleasure at the wide variety of delicious children offered in the new UNICEF menu.

[Vauxhall]

"Sir Roger Moore proudly announces he will be godfather to Brad and Angelina's latest child."

[dinovelvet]

At the same time a thick voice speaking southern French said softly, urgently, just behind his left ear : 'This is a gun, monsieur. It is absolutely silent. It can blow the base of your spine off without a sound. You will appear to have fainted. I shall be gone. Now, smile inanely and pretend you're having a good time. If you call for help I shall fire'.

[Scaramanga'74]

At the same time a thick voice speaking southern French said softly, urgently, just behind his left ear : 'This is a gun, monsieur. It is absolutely silent. It can blow the base of your spine off without a sound. You will appear to have fainted. I shall be gone. Now, smile inanely and pretend you're having a good time. If you call for help I shall fire'.

That's an original. Most appropriate. Roger Moore in Casino Royale?

[echomusic]

Rog has never been short on expressions.

And in finding items from his childhood, Roger was overcome with happiness as the issue of National Geographic that he had his first wank to was found in pristine condition....give or take a few pages...

or

"Roger, we can get you a bullet proof vest, you don't need to carry that bloody book around in front of you all the time!"

[David_M]

Shown clutching his programme contentedly, fashion fan Sir Roger Moore attends the unvieling of Vera Wang's new "Filthy Ragamuffin" line.

[Mister Asterix]

David Ogden Stiers waits with excitement for
an autograph on the June edition of
Little Girls of Malaysia Magazine only
to later be disappointed to find out
that that wasn’t Charles Nelson Reilly
after all.

[dinovelvet]

Unidentified wearer of black & white coat : "I don't think much of these Bond impersonaters they hired for the party. I mean look at the Connery one, he's too fat, the hair's not right, and he's wearing glasses. And as for the Roger Moore, ridiculous! It doesn't look anything like him!"

[Mr. Blofeld]

Unsatisfied with taking over one series' role, Roger Moore is now set to play the character George Burns defined in Oh, God! IV: The Awakening.

[Judo chop]

Any more?

[00Twelve]

Caught off guard when his right moob began to lactate,
Rog grabbed the nearest magazine and just played it cool.

[OO4]

In this deleted scene from Diamonds Are Forever it is revealed a time traveling Roger Moore from the year 2010 filmed a cameo as Eldon Tyrel making Nexus 6 versions of Blofeld.

Sadly for hardcore Blade Runner fans, Cubby insisted they not alter the timeline.

[dogmanstar]

Roger Moore reacts with surprise to the news that his agent has signed him to reprise the role of James Bond 007 in the new film J.W. Pepper: The Retirement Years.

[Judo chop]

With an amazing eye for the details, the award for best use of the surrounding environment goes to 00Twelve with:

Moore's sheer magnetism begins drawing in the bald man...one shirt collar at a time.

There were two nominees for Best Use of the Prop. Thanks to both Echo, whose work is always worth a 2 AM log-on, and 00Twelve (again) for cleverly incorporating the book with these entries:

"Roger, we can get you a bullet proof vest, you don't need to carry that bloody book around in front of you all the time!"

Caught off guard when his right moob began to lactate,
Rog grabbed the nearest magazine and just played it cool.

But the key to this cap (in my opinion

[dinovelvet]

Wahey, thanks Judo. Remember, kids - when in doubt, rip off Fleming.