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[Trident]

And another Caption Contest. Deadline? Let's give it till 22nd, shall we? That is February, of course.






'Now I wonder, where has Daniel that famous wardrobe of his? The one he stores all his enemies bodies in?'


PS: Of course it must read: Relieve your Dalton's shoulder, sorry!

Edited by Trident, 13 February 2008 - 09:48 AM.

[Jim]

...did not improve the rumours about humping men around.

[jaguar007]

Today Universal Studios Theme Park unveiled it's new attraction, the Timothy Dalton ride.

[00Twelve]

(Tim's inner monologue) Oh, for the love of....you'd think he'd have had the sense to lay off the broccoli before shooting.

[dodge]

Tim: "Oh, well. It could be worse--I could be doing Shakespeare."

[MissDalton99]

And they thought I was the good guy. Heh heh.

[OO4]

While reviews were almost universally favorable toward Dalton's performance as Igor in the new "reimagined" stage production of Frankenstein, the new original character Bumpy The Talking Hump wasn't as well recieved.

[00Twelve]

"For the moment, it appears benign," said Tim's oncologist. "For the moment."

[Judo chop]

[Judo chop]

Tim:

[Judo chop]

[Mr. Blofeld]

Sean Connery was caught off guard by the sudden appearance of Timothy Dalton on the Disco Volante.

[Kilroy6644]

"It's not that I mind carrying him; it's that his 'henchman' always pokes me in the shoulder when I do."

[David_M]

When his "simulated stingray" camouflage failed to gain him entry to the Wavekrest, the ever-resourceful Bond moved to Plan B: the old "floating corpse" cover.

[Trident]

Some really hilarious entries already, great fun!

Keep them coming, bit more than a day to go...

[Trident]

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have the great honour and the privilege to announce to you the winner of this Dalton Caption Contest. The jury (consisting solely of me) had to carry the burden to select from all of these fine entries the one that made jurymembers laugh the most. A hard task (considering that the jury spent most of its time rolling on the floor) and a burden that, I might add, weighed at least as much as the guy on Mr Dalton's shoulder. So let's skip the niceties and get down to business. Here are the three finalists (that truely had the rest of the field hard on their heels throughout the race):

The Third Place: dodge

Tim: "Oh, well. It could be worse--I could be doing Shakespeare."

coming almost heads up with

The Second Place: Kilroy6644

"It's not that I mind carrying him; it's that his 'henchman' always pokes me in the shoulder when I do."

But they both had to give way in this tough and fierce race for

The Winner: jaguar007

Today Universal Studios Theme Park unveiled it's new attraction, the Timothy Dalton ride.

Congratulations, jag! It's your turn now.


PS:

...did not improve the rumours about humping men around.

No, surely not. But wait and see how these old rumours fade when it transpires that the humping is for a living at 'The Timothy Dalton Ride™'. Perfectly new and improved rumours are bound to see the light of day that surpass the old ones tenfold in every imaginable respect (and probably some unimaginable ones). I can already sense threads appearing on www with titles like 'Did Dalton have to bend over for soap to earn his living?'...

[jaguar007]

Thanks Trident. Be on the lookout for a new Dalton Caption contest soon.

Same Bond Time
Same Bond Channel

[Royal Dalton]

Too late for a prize, but:



After accidentally killing Steve Irwin while dressed as a giant stingray, Timothy Dalton attempts to dispose of the evidence.