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[MissDalton99]

Here we are. Caption Contest 17. And speaking of things that happened on the set...



Deadline is next Tuesday evening. I wish you all the best of luck!

Make me laugh! I need it...

Edited by MissDalton99, 13 February 2008 - 12:45 AM.

[dinovelvet]

GL : Oh bad luck, Diana, he has a pair, looks like you lose again. Time to take off another piece of clothing!
DR : Wait a minute, I have a flush, doesn't that beat a pair?
GL : Oh, er...no, its different in strip poker, a pair beats everything, see.
DR: But I had a pair five minutes ago and that didn't win!
GL : <Sigh> This never happened to the other fella.

[00Twelve]

"Darling, I believe your dress is starting to slip down the back of your neck. May I pull it forward for you?"

"You've said that five times in the last half-hour. Now, bugger off and stop pretending to look at the same croupier I'm admiring."

(There ya go, MissD. )

[dinovelvet]

Nice pair you've got there, Diana. Ha! Did you see what I did there, "Nice pair"? Its funny because I could be talking about the cards, or your breasts. Do you get the joke, Di?

[Mr. Blofeld]

That lucky bastard.

[MissDalton99]

I can't thank you enough, 00Twelve!

Edited by MissDalton99, 12 February 2008 - 08:20 PM.

[00Twelve]

Bittesch

[Double-0-7]

Guess what I'm doing with my other hand?

[Agent 76]

"this is the last time I teach you how to play baccarat, ok George and Diana?"

by Sean Connery

[OO4]

Diana: You must be going blind!

George, quickly snatching another stack of chips, mutters

George: blind like a fox...

Diana: What?

George: I'm serious, love! From this angle Telly looks exactly like Yul Bryner, just look at him... maybe maybe if you squint a bit.

[echomusic]

GEORGE: Here, I'll show you on these chips -- you just take the nipple between your fingers and twiiiiist it like this. And that's called a titty twister.

DIANA: (sigh) Why didn't I just stay and do one more season of The Avengers? MacNee never hit on me like this.

Edited by echomusic, 13 February 2008 - 08:57 PM.

[Judo chop]

The

[Judo chop]

As Bond, George knew when to hold

[Mister Asterix]

‘Oh I apologise, my mind
was elsewhere again. Madame
and I had agree to be partners
in this game of Snakes & Ladders
as well.’

[Skudor]

You were supposed to distract them, not me, darling.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Just act normal, Diana. I learnt this trick during
my Casino Royale operation. One wrong move
"Garlic Breath" and I'll pull the trigger!

[Bondian]

Just act normal, Diana. I learnt this trick during
my Casino Royale operation. One wrong move
"Garlic Breath" and I'll pull the trigger!

LOL.

And for a follow-up "Is that a gun in my back, or are you pleased to see me".

[Blofeld's Cat]

Just act normal, Diana. I learnt this trick during
my Casino Royale operation. One wrong move
"Garlic Breath" and I'll pull the trigger!

LOL.

And for a follow-up "Is that a gun in my back, or are you pleased to see me".

That's how it started, actually.

[David Schofield]

"I get paid for pretending to be an English gentleman. And you get paid for pretending to have a decent pair of tits."

[00Twelve]

Peter Hunt, to Mr. Lazenby:

"Okay. George...<sigh>...we're going to need you to actually sit down, and sit across from Diana. I don't have time to explain it to you this time, just please hop to it.

NOW, please. George.

Right. Thank you. This is going to be take seven, everyone!!"

[David_M]

And so, using the old, "Look, there's Sean Connery!" ploy, Lazenby pockets enough chips to fund another hour of play.

[MissDalton99]

"Diana, can you believe there's only a day or so left until the end of this caption contest?"

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Say, Diana, isn't that Honor Blackman with a stiletto knife coming to our table?"

[David_M]

BOND: "That was a mistake, Blofeld. Knight takes bishop and...check!"

TRACY: "You really don't have a clue, do you?"

Edited by David_M, 18 February 2008 - 07:46 PM.

[00Twelve]

Day 23 of shooting

After an excruciating 14 minutes of listening to George's nose wheeze, Diana felt the obstruction, so to speak, hit her right index finger. The next few moments were what one crew member described as "merciless".

[Kilroy6644]

George immobilized by a well-placed shot to the groin, and Diana stunned by an epic oil check, they agreed to call it a draw.

[MissDalton99]

Okay, I think we've all had a fair chance. Time for me to pick the winner!

Honorable mentions go to dinovelvet, with:

[quote name='dinovelvet' post='837088' date='12 February 2008 - 12:28']GL : Oh bad luck, Diana, he has a pair, looks like you lose again. Time to take off another piece of clothing!
DR : Wait a minute, I have a flush, doesn't that beat a pair?
GL : Oh, er...no, its different in strip poker, a pair beats everything, see.
DR: But I had a pair five minutes ago and that didn't win!
GL : <Sigh> This never happened to the other fella.[/quote]

Blofeld's Cat, with:

[quote name='Blofeld's Cat' post='838020' date='14 February 2008 - 02:39']

Just act normal, Diana. I learnt this trick during
my Casino Royale operation. One wrong move
"Garlic Breath" and I'll pull the trigger!

[/quote]

and David_M, with:

[quote name='David_M' post='838123' date='14 February 2008 - 10:04']And so, using the old, "Look, there's Sean Connery!" ploy, Lazenby pockets enough chips to fund another hour of play.[/quote]

but the winner is Judo chop, with the very simple, yet very funny:

[quote name='Judo chop' post='837816' date='13 February 2008 - 16:04']The

Edited by MissDalton99, 20 February 2008 - 12:20 AM.

[Judo chop]

Thanks MD99! There were an awful lot of good ones up there. Didn

[dodge]

[quote name='Judo chop' post='840519' date='20 February 2008 - 14:57']Thanks MD99! There were an awful lot of good ones up there. Didn