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[Double-Oh-Zero]

...begin now. Contest ends next Saturday/Sunday, or once CBn gets shut down for one too many captions based on zoophilia/pedophilia/coprophagia jokes.

And yes, I'm well aware of the fact that I'm responsible for most of them.

[dinovelvet]

Colonel Sanders (left) celebrates the opening of the new Ontario branch of Kentucky Fried Chicken, with special guest Daniel Craig (right).

[00Twelve]

"Oh, no, no!! What my friend meant to say was, 'Xanadu sucks!' See? No problem! I mean, who doesn't hate Xanadu?! No, seriously, we love your country!"

[dinovelvet]

"Now Greg, in this scene we see me peel back the layers even further, as Paris Carver exposes Bond's fear of commitment. Watch my subtle reaction here as...Greg? GREG?"

[dinovelvet]

<After the world premiere of DIE ANOTHER DAY>

"Mr. Kinnear, can you tell us what you thought of the ice-surfing sequence?"

Er...I'll let someone else do a caption now?

[Judo chop]

Kinnear:

[Mr. Blofeld]

When in debt, Father Christmas is forced to do part-time work as an assassin.

[Mister Asterix]

]

Sadly, Pierce’s thunderous serenade of ‘Finnegan’s Wake’
drowned out Greg’s desperate attempts to voice the word ‘Heimlich’.

[Vauxhall]

"The Ontario Tourist Board convention took a turn for a worse as two drunken revellers stumbled into the auditorium demanding to belt out their version of O Canada."

[dinovelvet]

PB : Now, now, Greg, everyone's had bad reviews, I'm sure there are actually a lot of people who liked Godsend...oh , 3% at rottentomatoes? Well, er, good luck with that.

[Kilroy6644]

"Now, now, Greg my boy. It's just a Bulgarian Gas Mask; nothing to be upset about. Why, I remember when I got my Dirty Sanchez...."






I am soooooooo sorry.

[dinovelvet]

Greg Kinnear : No, no Pierce, please! Don't make me watch Dante's Peak AGAIN!
Pierce Brosnan : Just relax, Greg. They say the seventeenth time you see it, it starts to make sense.

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Kinnear: "No! Not one more day, Mr. Brosnan! Think of the children!"

Brosnan: "Calm down, Greg. Just close your eyes and think of Christmas..."

One more day for the last-minute stragglers...

[Judo chop]

Poor Greg tried his damnedest to get clear of the falling chandelier, but Pierce continued with his view on illegal immigration in America, and sadly, both men awoke with concussions, dysentery and spur-inflicted wounds at El Hospital.

[Jim]

On reflection, it always was a thin excuse about the hunt for Scaramanga meaning he had to rub men's nipples.

[echomusic]

And as the invisible roofies in Greg's invisible martini took effect, he swore he heard Pierce say these chilling words...

"Now...into the bathtub of ice with you...Uncle Piercy needs to get some kidneys out!"


(chilling words...see what I did there? )

[Double-Oh-Zero]

...and his 15 minutes are up. Thanks to all for participating; here be the winners:

Honourable mentions: And as the invisible roofies in Greg's invisible martini took effect, he swore he heard Pierce say these chilling words...

"Now...into the bathtub of ice with you...Uncle Piercy needs to get some kidneys out!" - echomusic (it was very clever indeed)


3rd: On reflection, it always was a thin excuse about the hunt for Scaramanga meaning he had to rub men's nipples. - Jim

2nd: "Now Greg, in this scene we see me peel back the layers even further, as Paris Carver exposes Bond's fear of commitment. Watch my subtle reaction here as...Greg? GREG?" - dinovelvet

1st: Sadly, Pierce’s thunderous serenade of ‘Finnegan’s Wake’
drowned out Greg’s desperate attempts to voice the word ‘Heimlich’. - Mr. Asterix

Congratulations to Mr. Asterix, especially for winning it with a clean conscience.

Which reminds me: Kilroy...urrr. You filthy lad. That's almost as bad as the tasteless sex jokes that I try to pass off as captions. Almost.

[Kilroy6644]

Which reminds me: Kilroy...urrr. You filthy lad. That's almost as bad as the tasteless sex jokes that I try to pass off as captions. Almost.

Well, you do have more practice . But with Pierce's facial hair, how could I resist?

[Mister Asterix]

[mra]Ooo... sorry. I didn