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[Double-Oh-Zero]

Due to deep kindness and deeper pockets of Agent Ostlund (suitcase of money is in the second stall from the left in the Gents toilets at Manchester Piccadilly station, friendo), I've been given the honour of hosting more caption tomfoolery. All captions should be submitted to my office no later than Thursday 14 of February. If Valentine's Day makes me depressed and drives me to drink myself to death, submissions will be accepted until Friday.

[OO4]

"Alright boysh, I just got the call. We have a piper down. I repeat, A PIPER DOWN!"

[Judo chop]

Sean Connery appears with drink in hand and band in tow at Double-Oh-Zero

[Jim]

So revered was he that even the giving of a urine sample received full musical backing. "You should shee what they do for a shtool shample", he told Shcary Shpice.

[Skudor]

Sean was certain that she wouldn't notice that he'd only bought himself a drink, after all the Sean Connery Scottish Fan Club were providing the music for free.

[Mr. Blofeld]

You can imagine the confusion of the pipers and press corps when, just a half-second after this picture was taken, the man with the glass in front removed his bald cap and fake mustache and revealed himself to be George Lazenby.

[00Twelve]

Slightly less well known than Hamlin's Pied Piper: the Snookered Shooter of Edinburgh.

[Agent Ostlund]

[/quote]

"This cup contains my Connery man juices. And if only one small drop were to be added to this woman, she would give birth to a band of scottish bagpipe warriors like you see behind me. Thats how much of a man I am".

[Double-0-7]

And so the great invasion of England began, led by the greatest of all the Scots armed only with a dram of single malt.

[dinovelvet]

A still from the forthcoming INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL; Dr. Henry Jones Sr. triumphantly shows off his latest archaelogical find - a urine sample of Jesus Christ. "Let's shee you top thish, Junior!"

[Bondian]

Policeman off camera "Mr Connery. You have had complaints from your neighbours in New York about playing music far too loud. But I think this time you're really taking the piss".

[Double-Oh-Zero]

"If anyone would like to shubmit any further captions, shpeak now or forever hold your pish. Like thish."

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Great Shcott! Jusht think what two can do!"

[Mister Asterix]

[mra]

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Waving the checkered tartan flag at the finish line...

Honourable mentions go to Judo Chop for the thoughtful:

Sean Connery appears with drink in hand and band in tow at Double-Oh-Zero