Cockney Rhyming Slang?.

Hi, Gang and Gangesses.

We all know that Roger Moore was born in Stockwell, London. (not too far away from the 'East End'). He had a cockney accent before he attended 'RADA', were his rather 'gruff' tone became the soft well spoken silky voice we know today. Or as Rog would say "I learned to speak 'Posh' at 'RADA'.

Wouldn't it have been interesting if he played Bond with a "core blimey, mate" accent?. Or even better, if all the cast on every film spoke like this.

Using the provided cockney rhyming slang dictionary, let's make up some real Bond lines, but using the rhyming slang. Or you could use your own.

I would respectfully request we do not use any cuss words, and/or making them family unfriendly.

What is cockney rhyming slang?.

http://en.wikipedia....y_rhyming_slang

Here's the dictionary. (all cuss words/expressions have been removed).

[quote]Adam and Eve - Rhyming Slang for 'believe'.
Alan Whicker(s) - Rhyming Slang for 'knickers'
Ayrton Senna - Rhyming Slang for 'tenner'
afters - short for the term 'after hours'
agro - short for violence
all over the gaff/shop - general term to describe someone that is in a mess.
allright / awright - a greeting literally meaning 'is everything all fine ?'
anorak - geek
arras - the game darts
Battle cruiser - Rhyming Slang for 'boozer'
Boat race - Rhyming Slang for 'face'.
Bob Hope - Rhyming Slang for 'dope'
Bo Peep - Rhyming Slang for 'sleep'
Borasic lint - Rhyming Slang for 'skint'
Bread - Rhyming slang for 'money'
Brown bread - Rhyming Slang for 'dead'
Butchers - Rhyming Slang , short for for 'butchers hook' meaning 'look'
backhander - a dodgy payment
ballistic - to go mad
banged up - to be put in prison
bangers - another name for sausages
banjaxed - meaning drunk or stoned
barf - to vomit.
barmy - a mad person
barney - violent argument.
beast - a common term used to describe an ugly bird.
beer monster - a laddish heavy drinker
bell - a telephone call.
bent - stolen
bent as a nine bob note - illegal
bimbo - a young woman considered sexually attractive but of limited intelligence.
bird - girlfriend, or is a prison sentence.
bit of awright - used by men to refer to an attractive young lady.
bladdered - very drunk
blag - slang word for a robbery
blinder - amazing or wonderful
bloke - a man of unknown name
blower - slang for telephone
bottle - courage
bovver - fighting
box - this has many meanings such as television
bread - money
brew - for a cup of tea
brill - brilliant
bun in the oven - meaning pregnant
bunk-off - to be absent without permission
bunk-up - sexual intercourse
cabbage - bit slow or foolish.
cabbaged - used for tired of drunk
cack - rubbish
cakehole - mouth
caned - drunk or stoned
char / cha - tea
chief - used to address a man
chip - to leave.
choked - very disappointed
chronic - terrible
chuffed - very happy
ciggy - slang for cigarette
claret - slang for blood
clobber - clothes
cock - a general term for a man
cock and bull story - a rubbish story
cop-shop - police station
copper - policeman
crack - something that is a laugh
crikey - astonishment
crust - money
cushy - easy
cushty - meaning everything is fine
Chalfont St Giles - Rhyming Slang meaning 'piles'
China - Rhyming Slang, short for 'China plate','mate'
Claire Rayner's - Rhyming Slang for 'trainers'
Cobblers - Rhyming Slang, short for 'cobblers awls', 'balls'
Dennis Law - Rhyming Slang for 'draw'
dead cert - definite
diamond geezer - a reliable person
diggs - lodgings
ding-dong - argument
do what? - what did you say ?
doddle - something that easy
dodgy - dubious person
dog - an ugly girl.
dog's dinner - overdressed
done over - beaten up
Doris - a woman who is plain
dosh - money
dosser - tramp
double bubble -double time
duck and dive - to hide from trouble
earner - a source of unhonest money
eppy - go mad
er indoors - the wife
Dog and bone - Rhyming Slang for 'phone'
Emma Freud's - Rhyming Slang for haemorrhoids.
Family jewels - Rhyming Slang for 'balls'
Farmer Giles - Rhyming Slang for 'piles'
Fridge and freezer - Rhyming Slang for 'geezer'.
faced - to be drunk
filth - the police.
firm - a gang
five finger discount - shoplifting
folding - paper money
for crying out loud ! - frustration
full monty - the whole lot
funny farm - mental hospital
funny money - counterfeit money
gabbin - talking
gaff - house
gander - look
geezer - a man
got the nod - to receive approval
git - word for someone you don't like
(to) go down - sent to prison.
go/gone/went down a treat - something that would be enjoyed
goolies - balls, testicles
goppin' - ugly or disgusting in some way.
Gordon Bennet - an exclamation
grass - an informer.
greaser - slang name for a 50's style bloke
grief - trouble, hassle
grub - slang word for food.
guff - to pass wind
gutted - choked or cut up about something.
guv'nor or guv - meaning 'boss'
Gone for a Burton - Rhyming Slang for 'to leave'.
Gregory Peck - Rhyming Slang for 'neck'
Half inch - Rhyming Slang for 'pinch'
Hampstead Heath - Rhyming Slang for 'teeth'
Hank Marvin - Rhyming Slang for 'starving'
Holy Ghost - Rhyming Slang for "toast"
hacked off - fed up, annoyed
"had it away on his toes" - to run away quickly
hammered - drunk
hanging - horrible or dirty
headcase - a mad person
Herbert - a foolish person
hole in the wall - cashpoint machine
hooter - nose.
hooters - breasts.
how's your father - a euphemism for sex.
hump - to have sex
iffy - dubious, doubtful.
in stook - in trouble
inside - in prison
Iron (hoof) - Rhyming Slang for 'poof'
Jack Jones - Rhyming Slang for 'own'
Jam jar - Rhyming Slang for 'car'
Jimmy Riddle - Rhyming Slang for 'piddle'
jaffa - a man who is sterile.
jar - pint of beer
jazz mag - p

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