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[dinovelvet]

Let the sport...commence! You've got six minutes. Oh alright, a week then, next Friday it is.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Brozza desires "some cronchy corn cheeps".

[Mister Asterix]

‘The name is Bond... James Bond.’

[Royal Dalton]

Pierce Brosnan auditions for the role of General Mendrano in Quantum of Solace.

[00Twelve]

Brosnan, to director: "Are you sure that this second tattoo isn't gonna make me look kinda ridiculous?"

[MissDalton99]

After Pierce found a picture of the internet of Timothy Dalton locked inside a cage, he figured his old friend was beginning to go mad. So he decided to find him and scare some sense into him.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Bond, before infiltrating Blofeld's secret lair:
"Hope my new disguise works this time. Better than just wearing those glasses, I think!"

[Agent 76]

Pierce Brosnan in a scene of his latest movie: The Life of Burt Reynolds

[Bondian]

Pierce Brosnan rehearses a scene from his new movie 'Sombrero Falls'.

Or

Photographer "Mr, Brosnan. How long is it until you have that concrete traffic cone sawn off of you head?"

[00Twelve]

Living in Santa Monica finally drives out the last of Brosnan's Irish roots.

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"Compensating for a small what?"

[J.C.D'Arc]

FORMER BOND STAR HOT MUSIC VIDEO PROPERTY

Hollywood, California

Pierce Brosnan, shooting on the set of the new Blink 182 video for the band's cover of the Jimmy Buffet song Margaritaville, says he's been "busy as a Tory at a round-up" since being given his walking papers from the Bond movie franchise. "As soon as this shoot wraps, I'm off to appear in Green Day's Secret Agent Man video, then I get to dance in a gangsta rap video, and I'll be a guest judge on American Idol. I'm up to my neck in it, mate," says the 54-year-old. "I haven't been this busy since episodic American TV."

[Vauxhall]

"The decline of Looney Tunes hit Speedy Gonzales very hard."

[killkenny kid]

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"Jessica Sierra? I thought she was Jessica Simpson."

[jaguar007]

Si Senior, can you spare a quarter for the dolphins?

[Sbott]

[quote name='Mister Asterix' post='832359' date='2 February 2008 - 09:44']

[mra]

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[echomusic]

"Underwear? I don't need no stinkin' underwear..."

[Judo chop]

As part of his daily morning ritual, Pierce takes a moment or two to fully appreciate the Picasso nude on his bedroom wall.

[00Twelve]

Brosnan's right nip attempts to kiss his seventh rib.

[Jim]

Body of a god!

Shame it's Buddha.

[dinovelvet]

BUMP, last call!

[Bondian]

Bond stardom keep fallin' on my head
And that's why I wear this fat hat and my feet's too big for this bed
Nothin' seems to fit, EON
Those raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'

So I just did me some talkin' to my agent
And I said I didn't like the way EON got things done
Sleepin' on the job
Those raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'

But there's one thing I know
The blues EON sent to meet me won't defeat me
It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
Cryin's not for me
'Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
Because I'm free
Nothin's worryin' me

[trumpet]

It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
Cryin's not for me
'Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
Because I'm free
Nothin's worryin' me

[Judo chop]

Rumor has it some fella named Se

[Skudor]

[loud moany sort of grunt that sounds like bad dubbing]

"What do you mean you are not going to pay me the full rate for the night?"

[Double-Oh-Zero]

It can now be revealed that Daniel Craig's debut as 007 was not the first time the Broccolis tried to bring Fleming's first Bond novel to the screen. The first attempt fell apart midway through production when Pierce Brosnan's ego went too far and he insisted that he wear a large hat and smoke during the torture scene. "The hat really helps to peel back the layers," said the former Bond actor.

or

Whilst the studio was interested to see the "new direction" Pierce promised to take with The Thomas Crown Affair 2, they began to worry when they saw footage of the opening scene that features Crown trying to steal priceless Cubist art from a museum.

or

"Me? I'm here for the donkey show, se

[Blofeld's Cat]

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[jaguar007]

Pierce Brosnan, the new face of L'Oreal

[dinovelvet]

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[Double-Oh-Zero]

[quote name='dinovelvet' post='835481' date='9 February 2008 - 05:04'][quote name='Blofeld's Cat' post='835350' date='8 February 2008 - 16:21'][quote name='Double-Oh-Zero' post='835339' date='9 February 2008 - 10:48']"Me? I'm here for the donkey show, se