Sean connery Caption Competition #18
#1
Posted 30 January 2008 - 11:17 PM
Deadline Feb 6th.
#2
Posted 31 January 2008 - 12:04 AM
After working out with the team, Mr. Connery worked up the crowd, energetically leading them in singing his favorite bawdy football chant, "Posh Spice takes it up the (****); Posh Spice takes it up the (****)... "
#3
Posted 31 January 2008 - 12:56 AM
"What do I think about my time working on the Bond filmsh, you ashke? Well, let'sh imagine thish football here representsh Cubby Broccoli'sh [Shensored]. Now..."
#4
Posted 31 January 2008 - 03:48 PM
And before security escorted the game-crasher from the field, he could be heard shoputing "Ballshh!!! EVERYWHERE!!! BALLSSHH!!"
#5
Posted 31 January 2008 - 04:01 PM
The footballer on the right bet Connery that he couldn't kick the ball and do his gunbarrel pose at the same time. "Vanity hash itsh dangerrrsh," Connery quipped.
#6
Posted 31 January 2008 - 07:49 PM
Sean was only trying to shake the dog poo from his shoe, but emerges to loud cheers as the leading scorer in the electrifying, climactic 0-1 resolution.
#7
Posted 31 January 2008 - 07:53 PM
"No! Don't, laddie; IT'SH A BOMB!!!"
#8
Posted 31 January 2008 - 08:05 PM
#9
Posted 31 January 2008 - 08:15 PM
Bob Simmons plays a bit of football.
#10
Posted 01 February 2008 - 01:16 PM
#11
Posted 01 February 2008 - 03:06 PM
Sir Sean Connery is invited as a guest of honor to start the match off with the opening kick...
Connery: "FOOR SHCOUGHTLAND, YOU ENGLESHH BASHHTARRRDSHHH!!"
Welsh footballers, crowd:
#12
Posted 01 February 2008 - 10:30 PM
During a charity football match featuring the cast and crew of Quantum of Solace, Sean Connery, in a violent Scotch-and-vıagra-fueled rage, attempts to hijack the game. Photo was taken moments before director Marc Forster, who is seen in the background, was able to tackle and subdue the elderly Scotsman. "You have no idea who you're dealing with, sonny! I lost my virginity at four, you Swiss bastard!"
or
...and it was just that moment when Sir Roger Moore yanked the string attached to the football.
#13
Posted 01 February 2008 - 10:54 PM
Forty-two years after England's World Cup triumph, Jimmy Greaves shows he's still got it.
#14
Posted 02 February 2008 - 03:45 PM
Not only did England's coach refuse to play Beckham for career appearance #100, he underscored the insult by playing Connery, who is, er, 100.
Edited by Banco, 02 February 2008 - 03:47 PM.
#15
Posted 02 February 2008 - 09:25 PM
Stadium Royale - in theaters this Fall
#16
Posted 04 February 2008 - 02:12 AM
I don't love yellow, either, but jeez.
#17
Posted 04 February 2008 - 07:29 PM
A defenseman looks on in sadistic anticipation as Sean winds up to kick the oversized bocce ball back into fair play.
#18
Posted 05 February 2008 - 04:10 PM
Welcome back to our broadcast of the first game of the Human Halo League...right now it looks like Connery needs a weapon, and...OH! HE'S JUST BEEN STUCK!! HE'S JUST BEEN STUCK!!!!
...wait for it...
#19
Posted 05 February 2008 - 04:37 PM
And while Karl Pilkington watched Sean Connery kick the ball as hard as he could, Karl had no idea that Connery was about to ricochet the ball right into Karl's nuts.
#20
Posted 07 February 2008 - 02:20 AM
3rd place: "No! Don't, laddie; IT'SH A BOMB!!!"
2nd place: And before security escorted the game-crasher from the field, he could be heard shoputing "Ballshh!!! EVERYWHERE!!! BALLSSHH!!"
and 1st place: During a charity football match featuring the cast and crew of Quantum of Solace, Sean Connery, in a violent Scotch-and-vıagra-fueled rage, attempts to hijack the game. Photo was taken moments before director Marc Forster, who is seen in the background, was able to tackle and subdue the elderly Scotsman. "You have no idea who you're dealing with, sonny! I lost my virginity at four, you Swiss bastard!"
Congrats Double-0-zero.
#21
Posted 07 February 2008 - 02:37 AM
You've made my day, Ostlund.
#22
Posted 10 February 2008 - 01:25 AM
#23
Posted 10 February 2008 - 01:32 AM