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[Royal Dalton]

Brace yourselves, folks. It's time for:

Rodger More's
14" Caption Contest

Contest ends: 8th February 2008, at 17:00 hrs GMT.

Good luck!

[jaguar007]

IS Roger stroking his...pussy cat?

[Mister Asterix]

[mra]After a hard day saving the world, Bond likes to sit back at his desk and

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[00Twelve]

Lesser men prefer tube socks.

Rog prefers a plastic grocery bag.

[MkB]

Paparazzi pic definitely proves Sir Roger dyes his hair.

[Judo chop]

Nothing spells relaxation to Roger quite like a roaring fire, kicking the feet up and de-worming the cat.

[00Twelve]

Where the worlds of Ernst Stavro Blofeld and Robert Goulet collide.

[Bondian]

Roger Moore reflects back to the days when he couldn't pull pussy.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Blofeld in Quantum of Solace "strangling the cat"

[Head of S]

Rodger More's
14" Caption Contest

"And then when I landed the helicopter I found this clinging to the skids!"

Edited by Head of S, 29 January 2008 - 08:09 PM.

[Double-Oh-Zero]

"Guess what I pulled the rabbit out of."

or

This is what happens when you listen to White Rabbit on acid.

or

Seen here is a mammal that is well-known for it's high reproductive rate, due to an increased sex drive. It is not uncommon for it to sire 4-5 batches of young per year as a result of it's generous libido.

In this picture, it is shown sitting with his pet rabbit, contemplating his recent mating session.

[Mr. Blofeld]

The producers were enthusiastic when Roger Moore showed up to audition for Casino Royale, but their hopes were dashed when Moore revealed the "secret weapon" he wished to use to kill Dryden.

[echomusic]

Thanking his lucky stars for the Buy It Now option, Roger sat back, and smiled as he tested his latest ebay purchase, The Donald Pleasance Pecker Buffer.

[Judo chop]

Roger cuddles up with his favorite and rarest article of personal Bond memorabilia, his Stuffed Octopussy; a soft shapeless lump of goose down, stuffed into a fur made from the albino hairs of eight different

[Judo chop]

Roger smiles in satisfaction at the sounding *crack* of the final bone, indicating that the rabbit is ready for stuffing into the fishbowl. This, the latest exhibit for his Children

[Bond Bombshell]

After a hard day's graft working for UNICEF, Sir Rog likes nothing better than to unwind with a good old-fashioned satisfying tug on his johnson. Unfortunately, old age means he can't tell the difference between Mr Floppy and Mr Flopsy.

[Skudor]

Roger never was a big believer in wiping himself clean, prefering to leave a protective layer covering his impressive tool.

[Bondian]

Roger Moore (smugly)"You know what they say about men with big feet. Large animal between the legs".

[Skudor]

Roger was quite pleased with the amount of playdough he'd been able to conjure up, withouth even leaving his chair.

[Scaramanga'74]

Though it does appear somewhat like the late Mr. Blofeld

[Royal Dalton]

And the belated winner is that helpful chop Judo, with:

Nothing spells relaxation to Roger quite like a roaring fire, kicking the feet up and de-worming the cat.

Take it away, Judo!

[Judo chop]

I am delirious with honor. New Rodjah, coming up!