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#1 echomusic

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Posted 28 January 2008 - 07:00 PM

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man, I've got 3 captions for this one...wish I could compete

contest ends some time next week

#2 spynovelfan

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Posted 28 January 2008 - 07:13 PM

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'Hey, Cubby, you stupid bastard - over here!' Archive footage reveals the real reason George Lazenby never made another Bond film.

#3 00Twelve

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Posted 28 January 2008 - 08:15 PM

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Joe Namath's mentally handicapped younger brother always aspired to live up to the family name.



#4 Judo chop

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Posted 28 January 2008 - 08:33 PM

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George:

#5 MissDalton99

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 03:02 AM

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Deep into production, the writers still didn't have an ending for the film, so George Lazenby and Telly Savalas decided to have a snowfall fight to see what would happen to Tracy. If George won, she would live.

Well, I think we all know the result.

Edited by MissDalton99, 29 January 2008 - 03:05 AM.


#6 Bondian

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 03:29 AM

George "You may laugh Cubby, but I have a turd in mine".

#7 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 07:09 AM

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Wonder if this will return like me trusty boomerang?



#8 Jim

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 07:51 AM

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Don't throw the yellow snow...

#9 Skudor

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 07:53 AM

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Telly looked on in shock as George made a ball out of his 'snow'.



#10 Judo chop

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Posted 30 January 2008 - 02:04 AM

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"Damn you, Blofeld! You killed my Tracy! Buried her in an avalanche you did! Well... an eye for an eye, Blofeld. AN EYE FOR AN EYE!!!"

#11 Royal Dalton

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 01:26 AM

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"And they said I wouldn't make a good pitcher!"

#12 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 02:35 AM

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Jim Carrey attempts to impress the Farrelly Brothers with his knack for physical comedy on the set of Dumb and Dumber.



#13 Vauxhall

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 02:34 AM

"An overexcited Prince Charles lookalike targets the paparazzi at Val d'Isere."

#14 00Twelve

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 02:07 PM

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Savalas bet Lazenby that he couldn't hit him with a snowball
and bite his own ear at the same time.

God love him, he tried his best.



#15 David Schofield

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 04:08 PM

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The sad effects of "snow" on a 60s Australian lead him to believe he is opening the bowling at the Sydney Cricket Ground, rather than on top of a Swiss mountain.

#16 echomusic

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 01:51 PM

Okay, so far 2008 not so great.
On Jan 1st I broke my hand. Mid- jan, a relative gets really sick. Last week I got a really bad case of stomach flu. It

#17 00Twelve

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 02:08 PM

Two mentions?!? :tup:

First of all, I'd like to thank my mom...



...nevermind the speech. Thanks echo, and congrats to Miss D.

#18 Judo chop

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 03:01 PM

Much obliged echo! For you have just reminded me that I'm waaay overdue on the Dalton contest! Winner to be announced immediately.

#19 Zorin Industries

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 03:08 PM

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"You want garlic, Diana? I'll give you [censored]ing garlic!"



#20 MissDalton99

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 04:49 PM

(stunned) Wow! Thank you!

The next contest will be up as soon as I find a good picture.