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[Skudor]

You know the game, you know the rules. This one ends sometime before noon on Friday the 1st.

[MkB]

Mmmmh this photo reminds me of something... I've already seen it on the forum. Are you sure it wasn't in a previous Brozz CapCon?

[00Twelve]

Yeah, unfortunately we've had this one before.

[Skudor]

Bummer... will replace, pronto.

Now replaced with a brand spanking new photo, hopefully never contested before!

[Jim]

Fed up with constant criticism of her bizarre accent in The Phantom Menace, Natalie Portman introduces us to her dialogue coach.

[00Twelve]

After being whisked away to Fantasia While reading the Neverending Story, Pierce was delighted to pose for a photo-op with the Childlike Empress, who is secretly one of his biggest fans.

[echomusic]

As consolation for not being asked to return for the Bond movies, the producers gave Pierce a parting gift - his very own Slovakian cabaret dancer.

Pierce is thrilled...

[dinovelvet]

Unfortunately, it now takes TWO people to hold Pierce Brosnan's gut in.

[Mister Asterix]

PIERCE BROSNAN
TWIGGY
in
STUCK ON YOU TOO


directed by
Bobby Farrelly
Peter Farrelly

[HH007]

Brosnan, scheduled to speak at a Bond convention, accidentally wandered into the Star Wars convention being held next door.

[Bondian]

Brozza Bond's new villainess "Nowt Onnatop".

Or

Bolshi Ballet Principal Dancer to Brosnan "I give you very best Определить".

[dinovelvet]

Excited at the prospect of meeting Daniel Craig when she heard that James Bond would be visiting backstage, Ivana tries not to look disappointed when she finds out who it really is.

[Skudor]

Some good stuff so far - keep them coming!

[Judo chop]

Pierce and figure skating partner, Danka, huddle together and anxiously await decision from the judges:

Judge #1: 5/10. I admit I was particularly intrigued by this couple going into the competition; though unproven on the ice before this point, the male counterpart enters the rink highly touted by the public. The male performer seemed to have trouble with the Sliding Door, one of the less complicated transitional passes between toe kicks. I

[Royal Dalton]

Mr and Mrs Pierce Brosnan pose for a photograph, during the promotional tour for their new slimming book.

[Vauxhall]

"The years have not been kind to Torvill and Dean."

[Judo chop]

Pierce: "It's called a feeding tube, darling. Just put your hand here while the nice man takes our picture."

[echomusic]

As Pierce held Natala Sjrbanakova, Czhech Ballet Superstar, closer to him for the picture, he tried to muffle the horrific noise of her ribs cracking by emitting his Freddie Mercury high note impression.

...crack--EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[David_M]

Already famous for transforming the philandering James Bond into a "Sensitive New-Age Guy," Pierce Brosnan nonetheless remained desperate to show he was in touch with his feminine side. Even so, his declaration at the press conference still caught many off guard.

"I'm having her baby!"

[spynovelfan]

'And when I press the button here... pouf! He becomes one and a half times my size! Am I not clever?'

[Mr. Blofeld]

"He's playing the Queen. That's an in-joke, you know."

[Skudor]

Fourth place to Royal Dalton for this slimmed down witticism:
[quote name='Royal Dalton' post='830570' date='29 January 2008 - 23:41']Mr and Mrs Pierce Brosnan pose for a photograph, during the promotional tour for their new slimming book.[/quote]

Shared second and third place to Bondian and dinovelvet - I simply couldn't decide between the amusingly obscene and the subtle, well thought out tie in with Brosnan's Bond films.

[quote name='Bondian' post='829862' date='29 January 2008 - 02:38']Brozza Bond's new villainess "Nowt Onnatop".

Or

Bolshi Ballet Principal Dancer to Brosnan "I give you very best Определить".[/quote]


[quote name='Judo chop' post='830184' date='29 January 2008 - 17:33']Pierce and figure skating partner, Danka, huddle together and anxiously await decision from the judges:

Judge #1: 5/10. I admit I was particularly intrigued by this couple going into the competition; though unproven on the ice before this point, the male counterpart enters the rink highly touted by the public. The male performer seemed to have trouble with the Sliding Door, one of the less complicated transitional passes between toe kicks. I

[dinovelvet]

Thanks, Skudor! Wahey, I've now won for every Bond actor. Cap con 14 coming up later today...