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[dinovelvet]

Hmm, wonder what's so funny here? That's for you to decide! See ya next Friday.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"No, seriously, Dan; who have they chosen for Bond?"

[Judo chop]

Daniel Craig works the crowd at the party following the Press Conference.

Craig:

[00Twelve]

A nose, not a banana, Q.

[jaguar007]

"Can you believe that Clive Owen topped all the polls? I mean c'mon, seriously...Clive Owen?!"

[Banco]

Daniel Craig:
"Hey, don't look now, but Dick Cheney is seated at the table behind us. I pee'd in his water glass. And boy, does he look mad!"

Edited by Banco, 27 January 2008 - 08:40 PM.

[Blofeld's Cat]

"So Dan, who lost the bet in naming your next Bond movie!?

[echomusic]

"And I said, 'That's because you know what I can do with my little adamantium claw!'"

"Oh, and that got cut from the movie? Shame Hugh...real shame."

[00Twelve]

"Ha! Seems I've got you by an inch after all, Dan! Seems silly, the press making such a big deal of it, though!"

"Heh heh.......yeah, I think I've got you by an inch too, there, Hugh."

[Mister Asterix]

'Hugh, there are dinner jackets and there are
dinner jackets. And that's the former.'

[Judo chop]

Craig:

[Mister Asterix]

'Danny, my friend, take my word for it.
When they put you on a Royal Marine boat for
the press conference make sure to wear
the life vest.'

[echomusic]

Hugh: So you don't have to work with Halle...man, YOU dodged a bullet!

or


Laughing nervously, Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig realized that they had somehow left the post-show party and had ended up at the Local Veteran's Awards Ceremony.

[dinovelvet]

BUMP for the last day, contest ends on Friday



HJ : Ha ha ha, I just saw The Invasion, best comedy of the year!
DC : Thanks, I was inspired by your gripping performance in Van Helsing.
HJ : Outside, now, you bastard.

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Daniel Craig, after politely playing along with Hugh Jackman's inebriated mockery of Craig's Bond portrayal, prepares to show Jackman what he can do with his little finger.

or

Filming takes place for the remake of "Top Gun," starring Hugh Jackman as Maverick and Daniel Craig as Iceman.

Iceman: "You can be my wingman anytime."
Maverick: "Bull. You can be mine."

[dinovelvet]

Alrighty then, time for the medals ceremony!

Bronze is awarded to Mister Asterix, for :

'Hugh, there are dinner jackets and there are dinner jackets. And that's the former.'

Silver goes to Judo Chop with his cutting :

"Craig:

[00Twelve]

Thanks so much, dino. After posting that, I looked at it again, and I could actually hear Craig making a smarted comment like that.

Craig 15 coming soon to a forum near YOU.