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[00Twelve]

Tim's back and more ruthless than ever.



Tuesday. January 29. 5pm GMT. Go.

[Mister Asterix]

Up for auction next is the painting ‘The Street Urchins’ by Hans Urksellesk. Painted in 1869 this was Urksellesk’s last panting of his ‘brownish’ era. Urksellesk’s ‘brownish’ painting are highly sought after in certain circles, this one being unique as all the children are fully clothed. Winner of this auction will also receive actor Timothy Dalton.

[Skudor]

Timothy Dalton strongly denied having used child labour to construct his villain's lair in Wales.

[Jim]

Ola! The Marquesa spends some time with Count Dracula in his lovely hilltop home. "I find it so relaxing; it's my haven" says the Count, 342. "I feel so misunderstood at times." Pictured above, Count Dracula, trying "sports casual" for a change (well, it was Friday!), stands in his magnificent dining hall (love the scatter cushions, and magnolia's just so now!) before the big picture window, where he can watch the demon slave children bringing up from the village today's barrel of rancid spleens.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Ah, yes, well, this is Wales before I got cast in The Living Daylights."

[jaguar007]

"Hello, I'm Timothy Dalton. For less than a dollar a day, you can sponsor a child and help make a huge difference in their life."

[Judo chop]

After 42 years, the Emergency Broadcast System discontinues the use of bright-colored vertical bars, and replaces them with a new image scientifically designed to elicit patience, composure, and calm.


And calm.






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[Judo chop]

The children are desperately looking for their father.

[Judo chop]

[echomusic]

"Hello, I'm Timothy Dalton. And welcome to Painting By Numbers."

[David Schofield]

I'm Julian Lloyd-Webber and I'd like to show you this delightful little picture my brother Andrew has donated to Children in Need. For many years, Andrew kept this in his downstairs toilet and used to gaze it it fondly."

[Blofeld's Cat]

Timothy Dalton becomes frozen with stagestruck during his first segment
on Antiques Roadshow and is then mistaken for an exhibit worth

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[echomusic]

"This painting, done in 1852, was a representation of the cold, harsh reality that faced the working class, the poor and the--you know what!? One more movie! That's all I bloody wanted! One more ing movie! Goldeneye should have been mine! MINE I TELL YOU!!!


Our next painting is a portrait of a french whore holding a dog..."

[00Twelve]

Alright...gave this an extra few days in hopes that the post count would reach double digits. And I guess I got my wish.

Well, here's the winning posts...

3....Mr. Blofeld: "Ah, yes, well, this is Wales before I got cast in The Living Daylights."

2....Jim: "Ola! The Marquesa spends some time with Count Dracula in his lovely hilltop home. "I find it so relaxing; it's my haven" says the Count, 342. "I feel so misunderstood at times." Pictured above, Count Dracula, trying "sports casual" for a change (well, it was Friday!), stands in his magnificent dining hall (love the scatter cushions, and magnolia's just so now!) before the big picture window, where he can watch the demon slave children bringing up from the village today's barrel of rancid spleens."

1....Judo Chop, the birthday boy:

"The children are desperately looking for their father.

'Sorry', says Tim. 'Section 26, paragraph 5.'"

Congrats, Commander Chop, and we'll see you for #18.

[Judo chop]

Sah-weeet!

Before we move on with Tim #18, for my victory and for my birthday I want to keep that picture for the Commanders

[Mr. Blofeld]

I placed 3rd? Oh, joy!

You've made my day, 00Twelve.