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[DamnCoffee]

Here is another little game for all you Bond fans out there . Quite Simple really - Pick a situation (one that hasn't been used in a Bond Movie) and explain what James would do in it. It could be any James Bond film actor from Sean to Craig including Niven and Sellers but the previous poster must decide who's Bond you are to reply for.


Example:
James Bond is tied up on the clockface of Big Ben, he sees an approaching helicopter with gunmen at either side aiming at him. What does Pierce's Bond do?

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Pierce's Bond manages to get one leg free and kicks out the clock face, causing the Tower to plunge into total darkness. The pilot cannot see, he loses control of the helcopter and crashes it.

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Ok? Clear enough? Lets begin


James Bond is at the Opera sitting with a beautiful girl in a Private Box with a perfect view of the stage. Bond looks round and spots two large goons approaching him with knives. What does Craig's Bond do?

[Jim]

James Bond is at the Opera sitting with a beautiful girl in a Private Box with a perfect view of the stage. Bond looks round and spots two large goons approaching him with knives. What does Bond do?

He wonders how he got himself into such an appallingly clich

[Judo chop]

Fun game, MHark. (I think... time will tell though as it always does.)

Though I think we should add an extra element to the game in which the poster's final question must be posed referencing a specific Bond of their choice. For example:

What does <Roger

[DamnCoffee]

[quote name='Judo chop' post='824159' date='18 January 2008 - 17:04']Fun game, MHark. (I think... time will tell though as it always does.)

Though I think we should add an extra element to the game in which the poster's final question must be posed referencing a specific Bond of their choice. For example:

What does <Roger's> Bond do?

or

What does <Fleming's> Bond do?

or

What does <Craig's> Bond do?

etc

[Mr. Blofeld]

He throws the girl to the ground, jumps up, and punches the first goon in the face; when the second goon charges, he pulls him by the arm and throws him out of the private box to his death.


James Bond has gone to deliver some bad news to the fianc

[DamnCoffee]

Roger's Bond would say "I'm sorry to drop in like this unannounced but I have some rather bad news, your fianc

[Jim]

James Bond has gone shopping, he is in his local supermarket when a seige breaks out. What does Pierce's Bond do?

Do sieges break out, as such?

Anyway, Mr Bronson's Bond ignores it all as he is more interested in wheezing strangely and biting suggestively into a shoulder of lamb.

James Bond is pestered all day by a Big Issue seller; what would Connery Bond do?

[Mr. Blofeld]

Offer him a six-pint of ale, say, "That'sh a Guinessh, and you've had your shix,", and punch him across the nose.


James Bond puts on some Debussy. How does Dalton's Bond dance?

[Jim]

Offer him a six-pint of ale, say, "That'sh a Guinessh, and you've had your shix,", and punch him across the nose.

James Bond puts on some Debussy. How does Dalton's Bond dance?

A waltz, with Debussy Galore.

James Bond believes that his carpet his looking at him all funny, like, and he can hear bad screamy voices in his brain. How would LazBond react?

[Mr. Blofeld]

He tries to wrestle with the screamy voices, but ends up breaking his own neck.


James Bond has been cornered in the loo by Villiers, who offers him a carnation and professes his love to him. How would Nelson's Bond react?

[Judo chop]

He tries to wrestle with the screamy voices, but ends up breaking his own neck.

James Bond has been cornered in the loo by Villiers, who offers him a carnation and professes his love to him. How would Nelson's Bond react?

He would appear to be completely stunned by the futuristic looking device making a ringing sound in Villier

[DamnCoffee]

Dalton's Bond narrows his eyes and does that scary laugh he did in Sanchez' office in Licence to Kill he then chucks the glass down and smashes it over the floor. He storms of the set shouting "ING WANKERS!!" (or is that Craig )


A Drunk man spills a drink on James Bond's Cardigan in a night club. What does Roger's Bond do.

[Judo chop]

Roger flips the Cardigan inside out, hiding the stain and revealing a fine Brioni tuxedo vest. He pulls a ribbon out from his sleeve, forms it into a bow-tie and ties it about his neck. He says,

[HawkEye007]

[quote name='Judo chop' post='824215' date='18 January 2008 - 14:31']Roger flips the Cardigan inside out, hiding the stain and revealing a fine Brioni tuxedo vest. He pulls a ribbon out from his sleeve, forms it into a bow-tie and ties it about his neck. He says,

[00Twelve]

ConneryBond takes off on foot, chasing the guy out the front door and 'round the corner, then off for a block or so. The guy eventually runs into a dead-end alley, and he and ConneryBond square off. After a lengthy fight (captured in super-fast motion), ConneryBond gains the upper hand and slings the man through a parked car's windshield. Out cold. He makes a very dry remark about road safety, and walks away quickly after retrieving his wallet.

While stopping in the mens' room at Blades club, an inebriated club guest teeters in and straight to the urinal immediately next to Bond, and proceeds to pass very audible gas. What would LazBond do?

[David_M]

While stopping in the mens' room at Blades club, an inebriated club guest teeters in and straight to the urinal immediately next to Bond, and proceeds to pass very audible gas. What would LazBond do?

LazBond says, "I can think of more sociable things to do." Then he tears the pockets out of his pants and throttles the man, leaving no fingerprints.

Bond's morning commute to MI-6 Headquarters is interrupted by hordes of protesters carrying picket signs demanding British Intelligence go "green" and reduce its carbon footprint. What does ConneryBond do?

[Mr. Blofeld]

He puts the pedal to the metal, drives straight through the screaming protestors, and quips, "Effing wankers."


James Bond is in Egypt. He stops for a rest on his camel, but a suicide bomber jumps out of nowhere screaming "Allahu Ackbar!" What does Dalton's Bond do?

[Judo chop]

James Bond is in Egypt. He stops for a rest on his camel, but a suicide bomber jumps out of nowhere screaming "Allahu Ackbar!" What does Dalton's Bond do?

Dalton

[Mr. Blofeld]

He says, "You're a right dirty chap", and flips him off the balcony.


James Bond is in a bathroom, with an obnoxious Texan just a stall away. He sits down to take a plop, but an Irishman comes out of the ventilation above his head and begins to strangle him with a charm bracelet.

What does Niven's Bond do?

[DamnCoffee]

Niven's Bond decides to do excercises and repeats the move what he did when we first saw him in Casino Royale '67. He headbutts the irishman and knocks him unconcious.

James Bond loses his girlfriend and realises she has left Mr. Whites number for him.

What does Moore's Bond do?