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To be, or Lazenby...


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#1 Judo chop

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 04:46 PM

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#2 Jim

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 05:20 PM

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Sonny Bono, one second before the tree.

#3 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 05:29 PM

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"Dear God! That's what I'll look like in 30 years?!"



#4 David_M

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 06:01 PM

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In his rarely-seen screen test for "Trail of the Pink Panther," Lazenby's Clouseau lands a karate chop on Burt Kwouk's "Kato."

#5 Bondian

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 06:12 PM

In a cut scene from the television movie 'Duel', George Lazenby stands in for Dennis Weaver whilst Weaver recovers from road rage.

#6 Mister Asterix

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:28 PM

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That never happened to the other fellow.’



#7 00Twelve

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 06:49 AM

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The moral of the story? Don't EVER sink George's battleship.



#8 trumanlodge89

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 06:56 AM

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I'm sorry, but the mustache just doesn't grow unless I make this face!!!

#9 dinovelvet

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 04:14 AM

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George Lazenby seen here having just been informed that Sean Connery will be reprising the role of Bond in Diamonds Are Forever.

#10 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 05:36 AM

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"It's Blofeld! Again!"

#11 Vauxhall

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Posted 21 January 2008 - 01:34 AM

George Lazenby's impersonation of Freddie Mercury touched a nerve as he reached the line "I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me" in his impassioned rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody.

#12 Bondian

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Posted 21 January 2008 - 01:39 AM

A shocked Lazenby stares at Harry Saltzman as Cubby Broccoli gives his new Bond some 'aural'.

#13 Sbott

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Posted 21 January 2008 - 03:37 AM

Lazenby has just been told that Amy Winehouse is singing the theme tune to Bond 22

#14 Judo chop

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Posted 23 January 2008 - 10:20 PM

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George cannot believe there hasn't been a caption posted in over three days!

#15 00Twelve

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Posted 23 January 2008 - 10:24 PM

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Being that she was still new at this, no one had ever told her never to use her teeth.



#16 Double-Oh-Zero

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Posted 24 January 2008 - 12:03 AM

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George reacts to the latest Britney gossip pictorial

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A disguised Judi Dench finally manages, after several days of trying, to catch another glimpse of Daniel Craig in the buff.

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"You can get how many years for violating a mule?!"

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"Doctor, could you explain exactly why do want me to turn my head and cou---"

#17 Banco

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Posted 24 January 2008 - 02:42 AM

Shown here, released for the first time, footage from an early screen test by George Lazenby for the title role in Scarface.

Lazenby: "You don't got nothing to do with your life. Why don't you get a job? Work with lepers. Blind kids. Anything's gotta be better than lying around all day waiting for me to f--- you."

Producers: Thank you, we'll be in touch.

Lazenby: That's it? C'mon, just one more line. "You wanna f--- with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"

Producers: That's enough. We'll be in touch, Mr. Lazenby. Someone call security.

#18 dinovelvet

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Posted 24 January 2008 - 10:30 AM

Shown here, released for the first time, footage from an early screen test by George Lazenby for the title role in Scarface.

Lazenby: "You don't got nothing to do with your life. Why don't you get a job? Work with lepers. Blind kids. Anything's gotta be better than lying around all day waiting for me to f--- you."

Producers: Thank you, we'll be in touch.

Lazenby: That's it? C'mon, just one more line. "You wanna f--- with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"

Producers: That's enough. We'll be in touch, Mr. Lazenby. Someone call security.


LMAO, that would win it for me. Especially if Laz is doing Scarface with a dubbed Hilly voice.

#19 Skudor

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Posted 24 January 2008 - 11:09 AM

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Not many people knew that George auditioned for the role of Manuel in Fawlty Towers.



#20 echomusic

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Posted 24 January 2008 - 04:42 PM

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"The Quantum of WHAAAAA!??"

#21 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 24 January 2008 - 08:23 PM

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"The Quantum of WHAAAAA!??"

ROTFLMFAO!

#22 Judo chop

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Posted 25 January 2008 - 08:00 PM

Oh guys

#23 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 25 January 2008 - 08:48 PM

[quote name='Judo chop' post='827979' date='26 January 2008 - 07:00']And finally, our glorious winner:
[quote name='echomusic' post='826736' date='24 January 2008 - 10:42']Posted Image

"The Quantum of WHAAAAA!??"[/quote]
Echomusic

#24 Judo chop

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Posted 25 January 2008 - 08:53 PM

If only every decision in life were that easy.

#25 echomusic

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Posted 28 January 2008 - 05:02 PM

[quote name='Blofeld's Cat' post='828031' date='25 January 2008 - 15:48'][quote name='Judo chop' post='827979' date='26 January 2008 - 07:00']And finally, our glorious winner:
[quote name='echomusic' post='826736' date='24 January 2008 - 10:42']Posted Image

"The Quantum of WHAAAAA!??"[/quote]
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