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[Double-Oh-Zero]

Get yer wit kits in motion, chums. Winner announced "sometime" next Thursday. Or next Friday. Or, if my past judging abilities are any indication, next Christmas.

[Royal Dalton]

Brozza: (Chuckles) "I knew these X-Ray Specs would come in handy at Wimbledon."

[Sbott]

I wonder what happens if I pull the red tag?

[Jim]

The creator of CraigNotBond weeps as she finally realises that sacrificing all her brown nostril hair and sticking it on his head still ain't gonna make him look any younger. Picks another one anyway.

[David_M]

White-haired man:

"Watch me make this dummy talk without moving my lips:

The nane is Dond, Janes Dond. We're going to teel dack da layers in dis one. Where's ny Oscar for Natador?"

Meanwhile officers of the Brosnan Fan Club weep to see it has come to this.

[Zorin Industries]

Get yer wit kits in motion, chums. Winner announced "sometime" next Thursday. Or next Friday. Or, if my past judging abilities are any indication, next Christmas.

"Did I ever tell you what the first fillum I saw was as I stepped off the Blarney boat from Ireland...?"

[Judo chop]

What many people fail to realize is that the glacier surfing scene in Die Another Day still required Pierce to do his own stunts!

He logged in over 220 hours playing himself in N64

[Mr. Blofeld]

Brozza jumps at the chance to re-enact a scene from his favorite Roger Moore movie.

[Judo chop]

Attendees at the funeral are seen grieving with mixed reactions. Some enter into solemn prayer. Some weep openly. An older fellow in the front row can

[Royal Dalton]

Brozza: (whispering to the white-haired chap) "When Seles gets near enough, hand me the knife."

[Vauxhall]

"A shocked woman self-administers smelling salts after being overcome by the pungent aroma emanating from the aging Mr Brosnan."

[Mister Asterix]

[mra]Actor Alan Cumming (back right) wonders if Mr Brosnan will remember him, and if he

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[Jim]

Chap rear left of photo: "God, I hope no-one sees me and mistakes me for that old codger in the same suit".

[Skudor]

Nurturing his crippled hand, Pierce had to accept that vıagra really isn't intended for solo action.

[00Twelve]

Well, no, it won't make you go blind.
But it will make you, well...

[Sbott]

Get yer wit kits in motion, chums. Winner announced "sometime" next Thursday. Or next Friday. Or, if my past judging abilities are any indication, next Christmas.

The Bells the bells.....

[Bondian]

At Tim Henman's final match. Actor Pierce Brosnan emulates Henman's encouragement hook punches to the air. But unfortunately neglects to realise he's dropped his cup of coffee.

Or

Pierce to women picking her nose "If you plant anymore bogey's on my back I'm gonna drain ALL the water from your house".

[echomusic]

And for no reason whatsoever, Pierce broke out into his Sammy Davis Jr. impression,

"Who make the sun riiiiiiiiise?"

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Pencils down; time's up.

Honourable mentions:

I wonder what happens if I pull the red tag? - Sbott

"Did I ever tell you what the first fillum I saw was as I stepped off the Blarney boat from Ireland...?" - Zorin Industries

3rd Place:

Attendees at the funeral are seen grieving with mixed reactions. Some enter into solemn prayer. Some weep openly. An older fellow in the front row can

[Skudor]

Much appreciated!

Capcon 13 on the way.

PS - Kleenex is for wimps.