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[00Twelve]

Ready? Ready? Ready?


GO GET 'EM!!!



(Mods tell me if this is, for some reason, off-limits. )

Contest ends @ 5 GMT next Wednesday.

[Judo chop]

Daniel Craig had made one public statement too many about his "new favorite movie" The Dreamers, and with a single phone call, Eva Green took matters into her own hands.

Green watches as the tranquilizer dart in the back of Craig

[Bondian]

Craig. "I know you have loads of money Mr Wilson, but don't eva point your green at me again".

[Mr. Blofeld]

Guess which one is the wax statue.

[Jim]

...and then he showed everyone what his big finger could do.

[Vauxhall]

"Eva Green shows that her expertise extends to conducting a prostate exam on set."

[dinovelvet]

DC : "Dish movie ish gonna be fookin' great...oi you, you hear what I said?"
Eva : "Dan, how many vodka martinis have you had today?"
DC : "Shaddap! Who are you? Where's Vesper?"
Eva : "Oh God, somebody get Babs on the phone."

[00Twelve]

Yeah, I'm definitely extending this until Friday. Six caps ain't cuttin' it.

This is a good start...we want MORE!!!!!! (froths at mouth)

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Due to the rest of the crew missing the flight to the press conference for Bond 22, an inebriated Daniel Craig did his best to keep the crowd entertained by doing his best Stallone impression. Eva Green, who happened to be walking by, attempted to quietly intervene after an uncomfortably unfunny twelve minutes.

"Yo, Adrian! *hic* Heyyy, ohhh...where's yer hat?"

or

Craig: "Hey, aren't you that guy that I shivved outside of that pub in Camden? You're lucky you lived, but I'm not drunk this time, pal."

[echomusic]

"You talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me? I don't see anybody else around!"

Eva forces a smile, having seen Daniel's angry side come out when his bad impression is criticized.

[Jim]

"Look, if I have to explain the bloody title one more time, I'll..."

[dinovelvet]

"Look, I'll say it again, its called Quantity Of Horace. No, wait, what is it? Quickly He Hurries. Oops, no, its Quandry of Horrors. Oh, , I dunno. What's wrong with using Risico, anyway?"

[00Twelve]

This new title thingy has proved useful, hasn't it?

The finalists of the Anemic Amazing Craig Capcon 13 are...

Jim: "Look, if I have to explain the bloody title one more time, I'll..."

Judo chop: Daniel Craig had made one public statement too many about his "new favorite movie" The Dreamers, and with a single phone call, Eva Green took matters into her own hands.

Green watches as the tranquilizer dart in the back of Craig

[dinovelvet]

Thanks 00, now I've won a Craig contest I've almost collected the whole set, I just need to win a Broz! So, new caption contest up shortly...