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[ACE]

Thanks 00Twelve for judging my effort here first among equals here

In light of this year being the return of 2 icons, have a bash at this.



Deadline: 18.01.2008 @ 0.07

[jaguar007]

"Thish time, you can play my father"

[Royal Dalton]

Sir Sean Connery poses with the winner of the 2008 Bill Oddie Look-alike Contest.

[jaguar007]

Harrison Ford and Sean Connery in

Indiana Jones and the Quest for thier Lost Youth!

[dinovelvet]

"Sho it wash you who shtole my wig from The Rock! I'm gonna need that back, Junior."

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Good morning! My name'sh Bald; Wrinkly N. Bald. You musht be my shtunt double!"

[dinovelvet]

-Ah, Nicolash, my boy, how long hash it been shince we did The Rock together?
-Whoa, getting a bit senile there, Sean? Its me, Harrison Ford, from Indiana Jones, remember?
-Don't mock me, Cage! I'm not too old to give ye a good old fashioned Shcottish beating!
-(Sigh). Yes, Sean, we had a great time doing The Rock, didn't we?
-That'sh right, Cage!

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Sean really began to enjoy the premiere when he noticed that the photographer wasn't wearing any pants.

Or underwear.

AND that the photographer was female.

...and topless.

[J.C.D'Arc]

Connery and Ford happily announce Ford's casting as bisexual, existential American CIA agent Felix Leiter in the new McClory production, Never Say Never Say Never Again.

[Vauxhall]

"Proudly sporting their own particular brands in facial hair, Connery and Ford had no qualms about stealing the emphasis away from a perturbed Shaquille O'Neal."

[Agent Ostlund]

*Sean pats Ford on the back and says* "Just face it laddy, You'll never get as much pussy as me".

[Bondian]

Connery to Ford "with that beard and earring, all I can say is "who is your womb".

[echomusic]

And as the alcohol from the Connery/Ford pub crawl wore off, the two stars clung to each other for protection as they realized they had drunkigly stumbled into the VIBE awards.

[00Twelve]

Harrison Ford, seen here torn between obeying his bad influence and his good influence. You decide which is which.

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Who's ya Daddy!"

[Mister Asterix]

In this first still from the upcoming
Star Wars - Episode 7: Revoke of the Council,
Mace Windu Jr looks on as newly ordained
Jedi Bishop Han Solo consults with Yoda.

[Judo chop]

Unable to grow facial hair since the tragic incident during his beard-shaving stunt in The Fugitive, Harrison Ford turns to friend Sean Connery for aid. Today the two men celebrate as they become the first pair of males in a successful head-to-face hair transplant operation.

[trumanlodge89]

"Oh, Harrishon, you musht tell me the name of your piercer!"

[ACE]

"Harrison, Jeez, and to think you had a pop at Roger doing A View To A Kill..."

[David_M]

Spotting Sir Sean at the awards show, Harrison Ford scurries to his side for a photo-op, basking in his close friendship with the Scottish star and secure in the knowledge that he at last has joined Connery in that immortal pantheon of film legends.

Just then, a member of Connery's security detail taps Ford on the shoulder and proceeds to break three of his ribs.

[Judo chop]

[spoiler] New pic from the set of the upcoming Indiana Jones film reveals that the mysterious

[Skudor]

My dear Harry, you do realise that women aern't meant to look like skeletal little girls, don't you?

[Zorin Industries]

"If anyone wants to shoot Mr Connery now, rest assured - we gave that Holy Grail cup to Marcus's university... and he's promptly lost it".

[David Schofield]

As the British economy prepares to tip into recession, two smug looking movie stars.

[ACE]

Sorry for the delay. Been on a mission.

Third Place - Funny and ridiculously accurate! Who'd a thunk it? I liked it but too parochial to be a winner. Bill Oddie was a very funnyful and silly 70's comedian from a contemporaneous-quasi (but IMO better) Python-esque trio called The Goodies but is now a respected ornithologist. Next people will be making mention of the Barron Knights in these things...

Sir Sean Connery poses with the winner of the 2008 Bill Oddie Look-alike Contest.

Second Place - extremely well-observed.

In this first still from the upcoming
Star Wars - Episode 7: Revoke of the Council,
Mace Windu Jr looks on as newly ordained
Jedi Bishop Han Solo consults with Yoda.

Winner - I know it's a bit basic but the crudeness is in keeping with Connery and that expression!

*Sean pats Ford on the back and says* "Just face it laddy, You'll never get as much pussy as me".