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[Jim]

Let's give it a week. Longer than some marriages, that.

[Judo chop]

George Lazenby and Diana Rigg in mid-production of OHMSS, discussing the as-of-yet unfilmed portions of the script.

George:

[Trident]

Lazenby: 'Did you notice how awfully fast I reached the climax of my career?.'

Rigg: 'Did you notice?'

Edited by Trident, 09 January 2008 - 05:06 PM.

[00Twelve]

(In a low, Barry White-esque voice)

"Yeah, baby. It'll be just like slappin' butter on pancakes."

[stromberg]

Yes, he was about this high, all green in the face and was talking gibberish about some 'force' thing... "Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will." he said. He seemed credible to me, so I decided not to sign that 7 movie contract upon his advice.

[WatchtheBirdy]

"I'm pretty excited for the premiere. I wonder how much movies I will do."

[Thunderfinger]

"Levitation is easy. You just rub your hands together like this, and weheeeyyy..."

"I need to stop smoking this , man!"

[echomusic]

"So you just lie there and I lie on top of you like this and THAT'S how babies are made."

"You really don't have a clue, do you?"

[Judo chop]

Diana bet George he couldn

[Blofeld's Cat]

During a weird time-shift incident Michelle Yeoh
became Tracy in [film=99]On Her Majesty

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[David_M]

"I can't believe the way those jerks in the press are making me out to be such a spoiled baby!"

"Don't let it bother you, George. Now you wait here in the high chair and I'll fetch your bib and bottle."

[Mister Asterix]

So I told Pat if he let me use
his hand as an ashtray like that
I might just mount the steed.

[Mr. Blofeld]

George was sure he had won the bet until he realized that his hands were not coming apart.

[Jim]

[quote name='Judo chop' post='820302' date='10 January 2008 - 19:12']
Diana bet George he couldn

[David Schofield]

"You know, sitting here, as James Bond, it's like being on top on the world. Birds - like you. Bread. I feel like I've got the world in the palm of my hand. And you know I think we've made a really great film which I think'll be really successful.

Superstardom here I come. What's stopping me?"

[OO4]

(I know it's over but can't resist.)

Bond explaining the torture he experienced to his new wife.

"So in answer to your question... about that thin"

[Jim]

Good one - but honours go to Judo Chop.