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[00Twelve]

So sorry for the immense delay, folks. Just noticed the results of the last contest.

Anyway, here's Pierce in all his glory:



5pm GMT. January the 16th. Be there. Or don't.

[Judo chop]

Pierce Brosnan makes good on a bet he made with Daniel Craig a while back:

[Jim]

Place an X where you think the penis is.

[jaguar007]

"Yes!!!! There is a new signature on craignotbond.com's petition to replace Craig with me. That makes 11 signatures total!!!"

[Judo chop]

Despite the utter absurdity of the act, Pierce Brosnan stands behind Judo chop all the way as the CBn

[trumanlodge89]

Who the hell stole my apple?

[echomusic]

"I got five reasons why I should play Bond again, little Danny Craig, and they're right HERE!"

or

Since departing the Bond series, Brosnan has found new ways to implement his income. Seen here on graduation day from the Donald Pleasance School For Proctology, Brosnan shows off his new

[Judo chop]

Pierce is elated at the discovery that a wet cellphone placed in a strategic location and set to

[Daddy Bond]

Man, you guys have dirty minds.

[Mister Asterix]

‘Once the snake is certain the prey item is dead they then begin to search for the animals head, virtually all prey animals are consumed head first. This process allows the snake to literally “fold” the arms and legs of the prey animal back as the creature is swallowed. Contrary to popular belief a snake does not “unhinge” it’s jaws, the jaws in fact are not actually attached in a mechanical way. Long tendons and muscles connect the upper and lower jaws. The lower jaw is actually made up of two separate bones to further enhance the animals ability to manipulate large prey items.’

[Judo chop]

Man, you guys have dirty minds.

Hey, you're the one here with all the children!

[Daddy Bond]

Man, you guys have dirty minds.

Hey, you're the one here with all the children!

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Hey, Danny Boy, I've got a message for you: UP YOURS!!! You ignorant puke, you're not even a cunning linguist!"

[MissDalton99]

"Hey, Roger! Check out the watch I stole from Sean!"

[WatchtheBirdy]

Pierce cheers as Craig annouces he's quitting the part of Bond.

Nobdy had the heart to hell him that it was an April Fool's joke.

[Blofeld's Cat]

"It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple"

[Mister Asterix]

Okay people, we can keep it cleaner than that.

[Judo chop]

M, on the receiving end of the wireless audio transmitter located in the wristband of Bond

[Thunderfinger]

Since my first entry got censored(????), here

[Banco]

(1) An amused Mr. Brosnan, seen here making "farty" noises using a hand concealed in his armpit. Very impressive, Mr. Brosnan.

(2) Beating the Rap: Mr. Brosnan pumps his fist in victory, having just learned from his lawyers that he will not serve jail time for his criminally bad performance in Die Another Day.

(3) Mr. Brosnan displays his invisible Oscar for his role in Die Another Day, while proudly reciting his acceptance speech in front of a massive throng of supporters, also imaginary.

[David_M]

"Yahoo! I finally found a men's watch that won't fall off my girly wrist...as long as I keep my fist clenched..."

[Judo chop]

Pierce Brosnan, Nick Cage, Vin Diesel and The Rock all get together during their free time to form the Injustice League - a role-playing therapy group for actors who feel they have been labeled as mere

[Jim]

Even when punching out a photographer, he had to maintain product placement.

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Brosnan: "The first rule of Fight Club is...always wear your Omega Seamaster in a fight!"

David Fincher (offscreen): "Cut! For crissakes, cut! Alright...look, Pierce. The whole notion of Fight Club is to reject consumerism. If you stop to show off your Omega every three minutes, I'll get Pitt to do the role instead."

or

Early screentests for the ill-fated Pierce Brosnan-directed version of Ali were slightly worrying to the studio, especially when Pierce insisted on playing the title role himself.

"I am the greatest! Float like a butterfly...[squint]...sting like a bee!... [odd wheeze]"

[jaguar007]

"Watch for the birdie, here it comes..."

[00Twelve]

We've had a good showing here so far...last call for new caps!

[00Twelve]

Thanks for all the great caps! We come to the Winner's Circle:

Runners-Up
Banco: "Mr. Brosnan displays his invisible Oscar for his role in Die Another Day, while proudly reciting his acceptance speech in front of a massive throng of supporters, also imaginary."

Judo Chop: "Pierce Brosnan makes good on a bet he made with Daniel Craig a while back: 'If this Casino Royale nonsense does better than Goldeneye at the box office, I swear I'll eat my own fist!!!'"

Mr. *: (snake observation, see above)

Jim: "Place an X where you think the penis is." (Thanks for leaving it up to artistic interpretation...)

and our winner...

Double-Oh-Zero: Early screentests for the ill-fated Pierce Brosnan-directed version of Ali were slightly worrying to the studio, especially when Pierce insisted on playing the title role himself.

"I am the greatest! Float like a butterfly...[squint]...sting like a bee!... [odd wheeze]"

Spot-on observation of Broz' superb acting choices. Over to you, then.