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[echomusic]

Chose this pic simply for the location.
The possibilities of what

[dinovelvet]

Alright, I've showed up to your bloody premiere, now where's that free year's supply of rogaine you promised me?

[00Twelve]

Off-camera reporter: "Come on, Tim! Show us that George Jefferson walk that we've heard you're so good at!!"

[Mister Asterix]

If I smile big enough maybe no one will notice
I had to borrow my five-year-old nephew’s tie.

[WatchtheBirdy]

"You know, I'm really happy that I've stopped playing Bond, and I even managed to avoid this piece of crap!"

[WatchtheBirdy]

Timothy Dalton does his best Pee-Wee Herman impression.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Little Timmy Dalton smiles, knowing that, as soon as this piece-of- film goes down in flames, his stock among Bond-dom will rise infinitely higher.

[Vauxhall]

"To say that Timothy Dalton was upset that the crowds of adoring fans would rather take photos of a policeman in high-visibility clothing than him would be an understatement."

[Judo chop]

Tim shows his appreciation to the fans for their *support* during his tenure and lets one rip.

[Bondian]

Man (off camera) "I thought it was 'Hot Fuzz' not 'Hot Fatz'".

[jaguar007]

Dalton desperately tried to gracefully make it to the restroom as he squeezes his buttcheeck together after viewing DAD gave him Diharia.

[00Twelve]

Immediately after seeing the premiere of Die Another Day, Timothy Dalton was so pleased in the knowledge that he was still superior to Pierce Brosnan that he couldn't hold back the urge to pimpwalk out of the theatre.

[Judo chop]

With the final words of the film still fresh in his memory, Tim can

[Daddy Bond]

[quote name='echomusic' post='818262' date='7 January 2008 - 12:57']Chose this pic simply for the location.
The possibilities of what

[MissDalton99]

[/quote]

Policeman (addressing the crowd): All right, folks, keep back! There's nothing to see here except for Mr. Dalton's receeding hairline!

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Off-camera reporter: "Come on, Tim! Show us that George Jefferson walk that we've heard you're so good at!!"

Little Timmy Dalton smiles, knowing that, as soon as this piece-of- film goes down in flames, his stock among Bond-dom will rise infinitely higher.

Immediately after seeing the premiere of Die Another Day, Timothy Dalton was so pleased in the knowledge that he was still superior to Pierce Brosnan that he couldn't hold back the urge to pimpwalk out of the theatre.

Those 3 can't be topped IMHO. Even though, I'm more tolerant of DAD than a lot of folks are, you're right about Dalton's ability to do a George Jefferson walk.

[ACE]

Dalton smiled wryly as he overheard Brosnan telling reporters he'd be back for a fifth Bond...

[Royal Dalton]

A sly grin crept across Timothy Dalton's face, as the woman behind him backed slowly towards his cupped hand...

[echomusic]

bumpity bump
contest ends SOON!!!!

[Judo chop]

Tim chortles through his nose after watching the Swan Song Bond Curse claim yet another victim.

[Royal Dalton]

Reporter: "So, Mr Dalton, who was your favourite Batman villain?"

Dalton: "Well, I've always been rather partial to Burgess Meredith's interpretation of The Penguin. Remember how he used to do that funny walk and laugh? Like this: 'Quaaaaaa-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack! Quaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!'"

[Sbott]

Now if I can just hold that in a little longer....

[echomusic]

sorry for the delay - family emergency pulled me away

Lots of great responses, but the one that cracked me up the most, was...

00Twelve
Off-camera reporter: "Come on, Tim! Show us that George Jefferson walk that we've heard you're so good at!!"

[00Twelve]

Well, seems I'm "movin' on up," so to speak. ...

Tim 17 coming shortly to a games forum near you.

And thanks, echo.