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[Skudor]

You know the rules - post your witticisms (carefully) and the winner will be picked around noon on Sunday January 13th.

[Vauxhall]

Craig ponders how many people in the room he could kill with a single blink of his eye.

[MkB]

Fire at Mme Tussaud's: the Casino Royale scenery partly damaged
Daniel Craig's statue intact, but Eva Green's one suffered from the heat...

[Mr. Blofeld]

'Twas a piteous occasion as EON's elite gathered 'round for the funeral of Pierce Brosnan.

[dinovelvet]

At the 17th annual Pierce Brosnan fanclub convention, Daniel Craig urinates into the punchbowl.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Babs musing: He may not be Tim, but he's just as "big"!

[00Twelve]

Both, in unison: <sigh> "Here comes Michael."

[Bondian]

Babs "Dan. Your underpants are sticking out of your jacket pocket"

Dan "Thanks. Thought I'd left them on the back seat of your car".

[DamnCoffee]

Babs.... Why the hell is Halle Berry standing next to me?

[echomusic]

Snickering, Craig and Babs tried with all their might to resist looking at the man with astonishing widow's peak, directly behind them.

[tigerheart]

At the 17th annual Pierce Brosnan fanclub convention, Daniel Craig urinates into the punchbowl.

Babs "Dan. Your underpants are sticking out of your jacket pocket"

Dan "Thanks. Thought I'd left them on the back seat of your car".

"Keep vewwy vewwy still. I'm hunting Craig Not Bond-ers..."

Edited by tigerheart, 07 January 2008 - 08:44 PM.

[Mister Asterix]

‘Yes, the one with the
beard. That’s that Ewan Willow
character from CommanderBond.com
that started everyone calling me
“Babs”.

‘Take him out quietly.’

‘Check.’ . . . . .

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Daniel Craig, bored by the progression of aging has-beens attending the party, tries to liven things up by taking out his willy and seeing if anyone will notice.

Barbara certainly has. ("The Dench was right," she later said.)

or

Babs: "Oh, Daniel. Can we make love again? I've got the car seats moved back."

Dan: "Perfect. Pierce will have a nice surprise waiting in his car tonight, won't he? I'd like to see him talk trash about you when his backseat is caked in my man-juice. Look, the smug bastard is over there. I'll go talk to him so he doesn't suspect anything."

Babs: "Be out there in ten. Don't forget the camcorder."

[Jeff007]

[/quote]


Babs stop staring at me. Babs stop it. Satsuki is coming stop! Ok fine, 9 o'clock. Well, back to work. You have no idea how it's piling up.

Edited by Jeff007, 07 January 2008 - 10:57 PM.

[ACE]

"Hey Charles, look over to your left. There goes Daniel Craig."

[Bondian]

Babs "Dan. How's your lamb".

Dan "Sweaty".

[ACE]

"Hey, there go those Matt Damon and Paul Greengrass. We could take 'em couldn't we Dan?"

[Thunderfinger]

"!The guy behind me just sneezed big time on my left shoulder!"

"! Here comes Her Majesty, Dan. Pretend like nothing happened."

[00Twelve]

After working SO hard to be seen standing next to Daniel Craig for a secret fanboy photo op, Mike Myers never would forgive Barbara Broccoli for ruining his carefully laid plans at the very last second.

[Judo chop]

(whispering through their teeth)

Barbara:

[David Schofield]

Well, after my first effort was removed by presumably CBN Higher Authority due to, erm, taste, how about:

Craig, thinks: "She might follow me everywhere but at least she smiles..."

[00Twelve]

Barbara: "Danny, do you know how to make that handkerchief dance?"

Daniel: "Um...no, how exactly do I do that?"

Barbara: "Put a little boogie in it."

[MissDalton99]

At the 17th annual Pierce Brosnan fanclub convention, Daniel Craig urinates into the punchbowl.

I'm not even going to try to top that.

[Skudor]

Apologies for the lateness - have been too busy.

This one was very hard to judge - These are my top six favourites:

Original and very, very funny:
[quote name='dinovelvet' post='817828' date='6 January 2008 - 22:58']At the 17th annual Pierce Brosnan fanclub convention, Daniel Craig urinates into the punchbowl.[/quote]

I love the tie in with Dalton and Babs on this one:
[quote name='Blofeld's Cat' post='818026' date='7 January 2008 - 06:30']Babs musing: He may not be Tim, but he's just as "big"![/quote]


This one is definitely the winner in the pure filth and crudeness stakes:
[quote name='Double-Oh-Zero' post='818567' date='7 January 2008 - 22:36']Daniel Craig, bored by the progression of aging has-beens attending the party, tries to liven things up by taking out his willy and seeing if anyone will notice.

Barbara certainly has. ("The Dench was right," she later said.)

or

Babs: "Oh, Daniel. Can we make love again? I've got the car seats moved back."

Dan: "Perfect. Pierce will have a nice surprise waiting in his car tonight, won't he? I'd like to see him talk trash about you when his backseat is caked in my man-juice. Look, the smug bastard is over there. I'll go talk to him so he doesn't suspect anything."

Babs: "Be out there in ten. Don't forget the camcorder."[/quote]


For observing the little detail that everyone else seems to have missed and capturing Craig's eloquence:
[quote name='Thunderfinger' post='818960' date='8 January 2008 - 14:47']"!The guy behind me just sneezed big time on my left shoulder!"

"! Here comes Her Majesty, Dan. Pretend like nothing happened."[/quote]

I like the punchline here:
[quote name='Judo chop' post='819597' date='9 January 2008 - 15:51'](whispering through their teeth)

Barbara:

[00Twelve]

Well, gawlee, thanks, Skudor. Craig 13 will commence shortly...