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[DamnCoffee]

Ok, just a little bit of fun.... I mainly made this thread for Judo Chop, DaveBond21 and all of the others who like doing this - the rules are simple really: See which fun things you can come up with while insulting Daniel Craig and the Bond franchise in the style of a Craig not Bonder

Simple Enough:
If Daniel Craig is reading this, we are taking the piss outta them not you - were behind you all the way mate (Just thought I'd clear that up)


A Few Examples:


DaveBond21:
craig not 007! daniel carig is ugly. Bronsan back 4 Bond when craig flops u;;l see. luk at the history of bond. your not throwin away the histry?? Connery made bond cool. a cool spy. then more did debonare. next dalton almost ruined bond. Now craigruin Bond? Bring back BOrnansan! bring back q bring back monypenny.




Dinovelvet:
U R RITE CRAG IS SUCK HIM GAY HOMOSEUXAL HE BOMB ROYAL CASINO NO MONEY MAKE HE BEAT BY PENGUYIN AT BOX OFFICE HA HA LOLZ OMG WORST BOMD EVAR IN HISTORY OF JAMESBOND IVAN FLAMING WHO IS CREATED OF BONDS IS IN GRAVE ROLLING WHAT IS REBOOT HOW JUDIE DENCH STILL M WHEN REBOOT???! NO SENSE IS MAKING!!!11!


Judo Chop:
Marks forester is a minute NAZI!!! Get that hack outta directors there!!!! Hes a hack. It

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Daniel Craig is a nazi.

[Judo chop]

Be careful MHarkin. Cockroaches tend to scurry and flee when you shine the light at them.

(BONd 22 will busted at Boxorfice. NO TITLE YET,! ?? Doble=oh seven or whatever the the TITLE IS is a dumb title. Graig shold stick to his golden compass!!!!)

[DamnCoffee]

Danel CRAg is CAp Bomd, sring back bvrosman for next 1!!!!!111!!! DANIEL CRAIG CANT EVEDNB ACDT, WHY DIIFD EON PICK SUCJH A BLOND HARED LOSRT 2 PAY the worls most famUS sectret afetnt. BOMB 22W22 WILL BE CRAOP, I NOT GO SEE IT, MAKE MO MONRREY!!!!11!!.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Marc forster is gay and he sleeps with craig every night because theyre gays blah blah blah and craig is a nazi that looks like gollum and blah blah bla bla bblah craig is blonde and thats why hes wrong.

[dinovelvet]

OMG tehy is start filming and no bond girl is casted LOLZ cant find no girl to kiss ugy craig!!1!!1 cant get no good director, who is mike foster, never directed nuthin, y they not get good directer micheal bay, he probly turn down bond cuz of ugy craig

[DamnCoffee]

bOMD 22 wiLL bE Callewsd 'From a Broz 2 a Blonde' coz Danuielo CRAg is BloNDE asnd uGLY. LOLZ.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

FIRE DANIEL CRAIG!!! he looks like general ourumov bacause hes like a boxer and not like a spy, ian fleming is crying from the sky blah blah balh balh and hes having sex with forster now because hes gay because he kissed toby jones in infamous blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and hes not attractive like pierce because he is blonde and bond is not blonde because he has black hair, and mads mikkelsen should be bond instead of le chiffre. Gemma arterton could play bond batter than craig because she is not blonde blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ................................................................................
........ and i could play bond because im blond but im better than craig you daniel blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah you'll only play him oonce you will be like lazenby because hes also as desastrous as you blah blah blah and more blahs.

blah x50.

And mor blahs

[Mr. Blofeld]

fATRHGFNM VFeriu Daiwelob Craoigf dhioe =ugtrljy & he suxxors AASTDRH U no lieky crai9g, du u? GHGYeiobk,gft homuim lo HO HOHO we no loike hy !!!1111

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Are you trying to saay that craig is batter than connery? are you mad... connery is not blonde and doesnt look like a monkey and craig does... get this ing daniel crash outta here

Oh sorry. I forgot. blah blah blah.

Edited by Nicolas Suszczyk, 06 January 2008 - 10:44 PM.

[dinovelvet]

ZOMG wot iz qauntumm and solliss??!?!!!!!!!11!1 worst title evar for bondmovie it make no sense y not real bond title like octopusy? what mean it? solliss probably fancy word 4 gay cuz craig is gay bond. ivar felminnge roll in grave when he heard title quaxyntms off solars he wuld never make gay titles like that ones!

[DamnCoffee]

Craig is stu[id babstwrd!!!! he isss crap nbonjd! QUANBItumm of Solicijhne??????? WTF!!!! soundfnds like pp

[stromberg]

Okay, call me a spoilsport and whatever you want.

Seriously, folks: No!
Have you nothing better to do?

Closed.