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[00Twelve]

Welcome to the first Connery Capcon of two-thousand-and-great (Or two-thousand-and-hate...your preference). Anyway, you know the drill. Contest ends January 10th at 5pm GMT.



Have at it, soldier.

[echomusic]

CONNERY: Sniff, sniff...did you just crap your pants?

SOLDIER: Yup. Sure did.


or


CONNERY: hey, hey, HEY!!! Hands, pal! Watch the hands!

SOLDIER: Sorry. It's a nice tushy. Had to touch it.

Edited by echomusic, 03 January 2008 - 03:23 PM.

[Judo chop]

Soldier to Connery:

[Kilroy6644]

A still from Darby O'Gill Shoots the Little People.

[Vauxhall]

"Sean Connery turns to harangue his colleague in the trenches, blissfully unaware of the bicycle wheel about to strike him in the back of the head."

[Judo chop]

To say Sean was *surprised* when he glanced over his shoulder to see the semi-retarded ghost of Ian Fleming cheering him on would be an understatement.

[Double-Oh Agent]

Connery: "You can't be serious! LXG's Stephen Norrington is a great director?"

[MkB]

Man on the left, in French: "Ah ben forc

[trumanlodge89]

Connery: No, no, no.... try it again... "Soulja boy off in this hoe, watch me crank it, watch me roll..."

[Bondian]

Connery to man "Do I aim for their heads or nuts?"

Man to Connery "Depends if they're using a handbag or not".

Or

Connery to man "Do I aim for their heads or nuts?"

Man to Connery "Stupid boy, Pike".

[Mr. Blofeld]

Connery: "What do you mean, I'm not the star of this movie?"

[ACE]

A still from Darby O'Gill Shoots the Little People.

Now that's funny!

[spynovelfan]

[quote name='Judo chop' post='816136' date='3 January 2008 - 16:48']
Soldier to Connery: "Sir

[ACE]

"Mouton Rothschild is a claret, Midshipman Bond"
"Yeah, that's gone be in' useful some bloody day!"

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Bond, take your finger off the trigger when I'm talking to you!
You've just shot down 3 of our own men!"

[ACE]

"You sure gotta a taste for shooting English scum, Big Tam"

[Kilroy6644]

Now that's funny!

Why thank you.

(Is this still from The Longest Day, incidentally - anyone know?)

I believe it is. That's what I thought, anyway. (I need to get that on DVD.)

Connery: No, no, no.... try it again... "Soulja boy off in this hoe, watch me crank it, watch me roll..."

I enjoyed that very much.

[Royal Dalton]

Connery: "You did what in my tin helmet?!"

[DBS007]

Connery: After we win, how are you fixed for a part in my next Bond film?

[dinovelvet]

-Sean, may I ask why you're wearing my pasta strainer on your head?

[00Twelve]

Bump. Keep those captions coming!

[Vauxhall]

"DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER was not the first movie in which Sean Connery went over the top."

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Sean Connery was in fact the first person cast as Mark Renton in Trainspotting, however, he walked off the set in disgust after one take of the dog-sniping scene (which he neglected to read prior to filming):

Renton: OK, OK, so what's the point you're trying to make?

Sick Boy: All I'm trying to do is help you understand that The Name of The Rose is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.

Renton: What about The Untouchables?

Sick Boy: I don't rate that at all.

Renton: Despite the Academy Award?

Sick Boy: That means all. It's a sympathy vote.

[00Twelve]

Some great ones so far! More! MORE!!

[Thunderfinger]

"We WILL defend the bicycle with our lives, you hear me?
I

[echomusic]

"Squinty....if we don't make it out of here alive...I wanted you to know that I love you."

[J.C.D'Arc]

[color="#00FF00"][font="Courier New"]CONNERY (to squinting soldier): Sh

[echomusic]

SEAN: Wait, you're saying my zuippers been down the whole time we've been fighting?

SOLDIER: Yup.

SEAN: ....Oh....

[00Twelve]

Contest is over soon...any more takers?

[Bondian]

Man "Sean. You don't really have to shoot them just because they don't like your singing to "Underneath the Mango Tree".