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[ACE]

Thanks to Vauxhall for judging my efforts worthy here

I now bring you profound fraternal greetings for a great 2-Double-08 and ask you to make with the funnies here


Deadline 007th January 2008 @ 00.07 hours

[Thunderfinger]

At the press conference for Tim`s new film, there was of course one reporter who HAD to ask if he was sacked as Bond. Again.

[jaguar007]

Dalton decided he wanted to make his gunbarrel intro much different than Roger Moore's.

[Vauxhall]

"In a futile effort to try and revive the flagging Bond franchise at the end of the 1980s, Dalton attempts to fuse elements of both the Star Wars and Indiana Jones series."

[ACE]

Just for fun:

Dalton's unorthodox microphone technique failed him in his audition for what he thought was
The Barin Knights....*









^{*only someone British of a certain age will come near to being faintly amused by this "joke"}

[echomusic]

Since being cast in the role, Dalton said he wanted to bring some of the original J.M. Barrie grittyness back to Peter Pan.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Timothy Dalton, posing as one half of a double-dutch team, manages to gain access to Pinewood Studios, but not before sacrificing his dignity... and his style.

[Kilroy6644]

"This was NOT the orgy I had in mind!"

[Royal Dalton]

^{*only someone British of a certain age will come near to being faintly amused by this "joke"}

That would be me, then.

[WatchtheBirdy]

"Why does my flute has a whip on it?"

[Royal Dalton]

After thirteen years of being MGM's whipping boy, Timothy Dalton finally takes his revenge.

[WatchtheBirdy]

Geez, the many things I would do to play Bond.. and I have to do this?

[dinovelvet]

After mistakenly wandering into an S&M club, Timothy Dalton tries to fend off a large group of "admirers".

[Blofeld's Cat]

TIMOTHY DALTON
IS
ROBIN HOOD
in a De Laurentiis production of
"ROBIN HOOD IN THE 25TH CENTURY"

[J.C.D'Arc]

Auditions to replace Rob Halford as lead vocalist of Judas Priest were exhaustive and demanding.

[dinovelvet]

After it was decided to hand over the running of the James Bond franchise entirely to Timothy Dalton, who agreed to write, direct, produce, and star in the follow-up to Licence to Kill, with a $200 million budget at his disposal, MGM studio executives were a little nervous upon seeing the first still photo from the set.

[Mister Asterix]

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[00Twelve]

Years later...after the nuclear war for control of the high seas between self-proclaimed "Admiral" Hook and the self-proclaimed Lost "Young Men"...the post-Apocalyptic culture of Neverland was a bleak remnant of a once-proud nation, where fairy dust was a desperately sought-after comoddity, and "Mad Pete" was forced to fight Hook's finest pirate warrior in the Thunderdome.

[Judo chop]

Timothy Dalton stars as Las Vegas legend Roy Horn in the upcoming biopic, Roy, which retells the illusionist

[HH007]

Timothy Dalton tries in desperation to fight off an angry mob of filmgoers who just saw "Beautician and the Beast".

[Judo chop]

Barbara Broccoli (off-camera):

[Double-Oh Agent]

"Whoever they are, they scare the living daylights out of me."

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Hey, Sanchez!? My stingray tail is bigger than yours!"

[ACE]

Ladeez an gennelmens

It is time.

Time to announce the winners



3rd Prize to jaguar007 - if the pose fits...

Dalton decided he wanted to make his gunbarrel intro much different than Roger Moore's.

2nd Prize to Blofeld's Cat - because it scarily plausible.
Mind you the Salkinds made De Laurentis look professional!

TIMOTHY DALTON
IS
ROBIN HOOD
in a De Laurentiis production of
"ROBIN HOOD IN THE 25TH CENTURY"

1st Prize to echomusic - I can just imagine Tim saying this! Like the originality too. Well done.

Since being cast in the role, Dalton said he wanted to bring some of the original J.M. Barrie grittyness back to Peter Pan.

Over to you echomusic.
Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.

[Blofeld's Cat]

2nd Prize to Blofeld's Cat - because it scarily plausible.
Mind you the Salkinds made De Laurentis look professional!

Thanks for the nod, ACE.

Would I have got 1st prize if I used the Salkinds instead?

[ACE]

2nd Prize to Blofeld's Cat - because it scarily plausible.
Mind you the Salkinds made De Laurentis look professional!

Thanks for the nod, ACE.

Would I have got 1st prize if I used the Salkinds instead?

No. You would have got first prize if you'd used echomusic's line!

I could just imagine a movie with your title. Ever seen the De Laurentis King Kong movies?

[echomusic]

1st Prize to echomusic - I can just imagine Tim saying this! Like the originality too. Well done.

Since being cast in the role, Dalton said he wanted to bring some of the original J.M. Barrie grittyness back to Peter Pan.

Over to you echomusic.
Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.

I'll do my best, Uncle Ben...I promise...