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[WatchtheBirdy]

Well, it looks like Mr. Roger Moore is having a good day.



Results on the 7th. Best of lucks.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Oh dear, it's that Tula person again!"

or...


"For your four eyes only, James."

[Kilroy6644]

Roger Moore feels a twinge of regret as he realizes that his life is officially over because between the two, at his age he'd rather have the wine.

[dinovelvet]

What exactly are you doing with your left hand there, my dear?

[Vauxhall]

"Hmm, I know exactly what to do with that champagne glass..."

[echomusic]

Ah, Cristal...a beyotch...it's not easy being an O.O.G.
An Original Old Gangsta!

Edited by echomusic, 31 December 2007 - 02:02 PM.

[Thunderfinger]

This UNICEF work is wearing me out.
I`m going to ask for a raise!

[ACE]

This UNICEF work is wearing me out.
I`m going to ask for a raise!

Wait a minute, I've just got one!

[Double-Oh Agent]

Bottoms up!

[00Twelve]

Some choose their deathbed to ask God to forgive their sins and to thank Him...some choose an altar...others choose to kneel at the foot of their own bed.


Roger chooses right here, right now.

[Judo chop]

Deafened by old age, sedated by bad Brut and distracted by the view, Roger sat oblivious to the Sports Illustrated crew doing their swimsuit photo shoot about him.

No one had the heart to ask him to leave.

[00Twelve]

Where the worlds of goodwill ambassadors and thug rappers collide.

or

Roger quickly shifts his eyes upward as, no matter how nice a body a woman has, no one likes to watch her pick a wedge.

[arm4life]

This caption is actually from a deleted scene in A View to a Kill

[Judo chop]

Somewhere, a bachelor party for Robert Moore is minus one lap dancer, but don

[arm4life]

Hey baby! This Rascal Scooter has room for one more.

[Double-0-Seven]

Roger Moore returns for his final outing has James Bond. This time he feels the age difference between himself and the Bond girl is slightly too much.

[Double-Oh-Zero]

"...That ain't no woman. It's a MAN, man!" [Moore, old and confused, then proceeds to rip out chunks of the poor woman's hair]

or

Roger Moore regretted asking for a refill of wine when he found out where she kept the bottle.

[Vauxhall]

"Roger Moore steps up to help the hunt for Jinx's missing bikini."

[Blofeld's Cat]

"You've got me Dear! My walther's no match for your 38's!"

[Double-Oh Agent]

Girl: "I've got a little itch...down there. Do you mind?

Bond: "Not at all. When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."

[Double-0-Seven]

Girl: "I've got a little itch...down there. Do you mind?

Bond: "Not at all. When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."

Good one!

[Royal Dalton]

Sir Rog: "Sorry, my dear. The only thing I can raise these days is my glass."

[dinovelvet]

My dear, when I said "That's because you know what I can do with my little finger", I can assure you I did not have THAT in mind.

[WatchtheBirdy]

It was hard for me to pick, but I just had to go with this one, which made not only a chuckle, but a wide smile:

Roger Moore feels a twinge of regret as he realizes that his life is officially over because between the two, at his age he'd rather have the wine.

Congrats, Kilroy. The honor's your.

[Kilroy6644]

Sorry guys. I forgot I entered, so I didn't bother to check . I'll have the new one up PDQ. Thanks to WatchtheBirdy for choosing me, and to 00Twelve for reminding me.