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The Craig Caption Caravan Competition #11


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#1 Mister Asterix

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 02:16 PM

Rules are the same. The deadline is 2 January, 2008.

This is your challenge:


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#2 Skudor

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 02:21 PM

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Well, overall the sculpture is to 1:1 scale, but for the sake of realism I had to make the ears half their actual size.



#3 Bondian

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 02:46 PM

Man to sculptor "I wonder if Mr Craig will like it?"

Craig's bust (to camera) "do I look as if I give a damn"

#4 tigerheart

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 02:56 PM

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'Just checking for incoming transmissions from The Big Giant Head...'

#5 Judo chop

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 04:23 PM

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As pre-production special effects work gets underway for Bond 22, The Mirror tracks down the next lucky lady to be saddled with the illustrious title of

#6 dinovelvet

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 09:44 PM

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-And now we come to the most difficult phase of the plastic transformation : the nose.
-I want the operation done tonight.
-But Senor Blofeld, there's no time...
-Tonight!

#7 Vauxhall

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 10:14 PM

"In this behind-the-scenes featurette, the secret of Daniel Craig's chiselled looks is revealed."

#8 Skudor

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 10:18 PM

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Barbara thought Daniel would appreciate getting head for Xmas.



#9 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 23 December 2007 - 08:49 AM

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"Hmmm...looks too much like the real
thing! People will start talking to it"

"You talking to me?"

Busted!!



#10 Judo chop

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Posted 02 January 2008 - 04:12 PM

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Pierce Brosnan wails in defeat as his one unique contribution to Bond

#11 00Twelve

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Posted 02 January 2008 - 04:37 PM

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No matter where you're standing, he's looking at you. Just like in real life.



#12 Mister Asterix

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Posted 02 January 2008 - 04:57 PM

Last call. Get your captions in now.

#13 Mister Asterix

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Posted 06 January 2008 - 12:10 AM

The quite late results are:

Honourable mentions:


For best Lithgow reference: tigerheart

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'Just checking for incoming transmissions from The Big Giant Head...'



Best straight movie quote: dinovelvet
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-And now we come to the most difficult phase of the plastic transformation : the nose.
-I want the operation done tonight.
-But Senor Blofeld, there's no time...
-Tonight!
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Second place goes to Judo chop
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Pierce Brosnan wails in defeat as his one unique contribution to Bond

#14 Skudor

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Posted 06 January 2008 - 07:49 PM

Nice - number 12 will be up shortly :D

I always knew vulgarity would pay off!

#15 tigerheart

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 08:32 PM

The quite late results are:

Honourable mentions:


For best Lithgow reference: tigerheart

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'Just checking for incoming transmissions from The Big Giant Head...'


Thank you sir... :D :P Skudor's was a corker...a little rudery never goes amiss (so to speak :D )