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Daniel Craig Caption Contest # 10


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#1 Professor Dent

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 03:01 AM

Thanks to echomusic, I am pleased to present the 10th Daniel Craig Caption contest. This contest will end on the 19th with the winner being announced on the 20th. Let the games begin. :D


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#2 dinovelvet

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 03:20 AM

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Annoyed by the constant attention paid to the notorious 'coming out of the water' shot in CR, Daniel Craig keeps his clothes on for EVERY SINGLE SCENE in Bond 22.

#3 Kilroy6644

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 09:26 AM

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Daniel Craig quickly realizes that the Hokey-Pokey is much more difficult to perform in the water.



#4 dinovelvet

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 10:17 AM

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After the thirty-seventh unsuccessful attempt by Daniel Craig to surf his way into the press conference to reveal him as the new James Bond, it was decided he should probably just ride in on a speedboat instead.

#5 ACE

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 10:44 AM

After the thirty-seventh unsuccessful attempt by Daniel Craig to surf his way into the press conference to reveal him as the new James Bond, it was decided he should probably just ride in on a speedboat instead.

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"This is how I'd have done Nick Nack..." Daniel Craig is certainly a more ruthless Bond.

#6 spynovelfan

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 01:43 PM

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Gareth (Daniel Craig) smiles ruefully at another practical joke at his expense by colleague Tim (Pierce Brosnan) in the big-budget feature film of The Office

#7 killkenny kid

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 01:49 PM

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"It's only me, from over the seas." says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

#8 00Twelve

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 02:15 PM

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James Bond supports Lance Armstrong with his yellow rubber bracelet, and encourages all you other secret agents out there to "Live Strong!"



#9 Mister Asterix

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 03:24 PM

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#10 Blonde Bond

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 04:18 PM

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Daniel Craig partakes in his next big stunt; how to [censored]ing swim!

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"Er, Mr. Craig... in 'Water Aerobics' you're supposed to strip to your trunks..."

- No [censored]ing way. This time, I'll be keeping my clothes on. All of them.

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#11 jaguar007

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 04:25 PM

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Daniel Craig prepares for the opening scene in...Die Another Day

#12 Vauxhall

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 04:34 PM

"Daniel Craig fails to suppress a grin after proving to Pierce Brosnan (and Lee Tamahori) that ice surfing can be surprisingly dangerous."

#13 Judo chop

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 06:25 PM

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True Fact about Daniel Craig:

For fun, Daniel Craig likes digging a 500 cubic foot hole in his backyard using only his little finger, filling the hole with the collected tears of craignotbond.com members and swimming in it.

#14 00Twelve

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 06:52 PM

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"Actually, this really is the best way to shrink your new clothes. Oh, the board? Well, I just wanted an accessory that matches my bracelet."




#15 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 09:05 PM

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"Cowabunga, dudes! See, I can thrash the waves as well as Pierce! Haw-haw-haw-haw-haw!"



#16 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 14 December 2007 - 08:13 AM

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#17 Bondian

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Posted 14 December 2007 - 01:53 PM

James Bond actor Daniel Craig gets to grips using the gear stick on 'Q's' new gadget 'The Anti Drowning Wrist Band'.

#18 Judo chop

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Posted 14 December 2007 - 05:41 PM

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To the delight of diehard fans everywhere, the script for the upcoming Bond film has been scrupulously adapted from Ian Fleming

#19 Jim

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Posted 14 December 2007 - 05:47 PM

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He smiled; his ruse of dying in a freak "canoe accident" was paying off. Next stop: Panama.

#20 Royal Dalton

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Posted 15 December 2007 - 02:59 AM

Good one, Jim! :P :D

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Posted 15 December 2007 - 04:34 AM

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"Wait, you wankers! End of the bloody film, check. Floating on the water, check. But where's the bloody chick? I was told there'd be a chick in the boat!"

#22 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 15 December 2007 - 08:19 PM

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"Mmmm, strip down some more, Eva, so I can... er, admire the view."



#23 Professor Dent

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Posted 17 December 2007 - 03:45 AM

Some funny stuff so far. :D Keep 'em coming.

#24 Professor Dent

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Posted 19 December 2007 - 03:03 AM

This contest ends tomorrow & the winner will be announced Thursday. Anyone else out there dare to enter? Bueller... Bueller... :D

#25 Bondian

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Posted 19 December 2007 - 04:19 AM

"Come in #OO7. Your time is up".

#26 Professor Dent

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 01:14 AM

And so, the 10th Daniel Craig Caption Contest comes to a close. Thanks to everyone for the funny comments. I enjoyed reading all of them. First up, a few honorable mentions:

Blonde Bond

"Er, Mr. Craig... in 'Water Aerobics' you're supposed to strip to your trunks..."

- No [censored]ing way. This time, I'll be keeping my clothes on. All of them.

[box]Judo chop

To the delight of diehard fans everywhere, the script for the upcoming Bond film has been scrupulously adapted from Ian Fleming

#27 Mister Asterix

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 02:11 PM

Thanks, Prof.

:D

The Daniel Craig caption contest will return.