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[Bon-san]

On location in London during filming of the Bullitt sequel, McQueen's aura of joy (which still lingers six months after his fortuitous receipt of the Kiss of Life from a fanatic, necrophiliac, grave-robbing Sean Young) begins to wane when recognition dawns that the Mustang has been jacked.

[Robinson]

Alright, contest ends Sept. 5, 5pm GMT. Have fun!

"Well I understand this pasta and marinara sauce has a short life expectancy..."

[jaguar007]

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Damn stickshifts!

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Woman: "Omigod, omigod, omigod. Ewan McGregor just walked out of the store. And he looks so drunk! I think it was Ewan McGregor. No, wait...it's Brad Pitt. I think. No, it's definitely the guy from 300."

or

Craig: "I can't believe they didn't have the strawberry flavoured ones. Well, at least they had the Magnum size. And the ribbed ones. With lubricant."

or

Hoping that he could find his car before the police arrive, Daniel Craig tries to act as nonchalant as possible whilst carrying out the head of the man who tried to rob the gas station.

[00Twelve]

The Craig Caption Contest #1 is officially over, and we have the results!

Winner

Jim

"He walked quickly, lest the head in the carrier bag started dripping brains."

Hilarious, Jim. Congratulations!

Honorable Mentions

Mister Asterix - "HEADLINE: Craig Not Happy With Choice Of New Bond Girl."

Bryce - "Next time I get the duct tape and skewers first...Make me go to the bloody store...Oh, this bastards gonna talk when I get back to the flat."

Jaguar007 - "I can't believe those bastards don't have a bloody public restroom."

Fantastic. I loved this pic, and I'd hoped there would be some great captions. Thanks for the fantastic entries, and have fun on Contest #2!

[Blofeld's Cat]

Crongrats guys.