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[PahBell]

For shame, dear sir! Sullying the name of good scotch on a dashboard.... Might as well mix it with Dewars and call it Irish whiskey.... And both Jack and Jim say hello, though they think the long distance relationship is a bit wearing...

Fel(hic)ix

[Bryce (003)]

Nothing's too good for the kitty.

Damn Felix, here we go again. All these nearly ten years of bar hopping and you still cut me off at the knees for my taste in "Over priced, bubbly, frog water" and that "Damn Commie Cocktail".

Thank God for single malt. Otherwise we'd have killed each other by now.

[PahBell]

Thank God for single malt. Otherwise we'd have killed each other by now.

Did I ever mention that little device I put in your scotch about 5-6 years ago in Aruba? Don't worry, I still have the "kill" switch....somewhere.... Willow...?! Willow! PLEASE don't play with the tiny, flashing, red button!!!!!

Whew! That was close!

Felix

[Bryce (003)]

Thanks for that. Actually, I had it "removed" - THANKS extra special for that - a few months later. If I hadn't gotten sloppy and been stabbed by that chap in Miami, I probably wouldn't have noticed. But, with the stitches and required X-Ray, it was when the Doc asked "What the Hell is this?" that matters were dealt with.

I *think* I left it in 004's coffee.

Anyway, keep such things out of Miss Willow's capable little hands.

[Double-0-7]

I've always found it depends on the ratio of Gin to tonic and the size of the lime.

Besides, if it's good Gin and there's enough of it, does it really matter?

No...really?

Yes...considerably.

Now, to address all this poppycock about gin and pinesol...

Yes there is such a thing as good Gin and it is the main ingredient in a nice summer drink. It is called Bombay Sapphire, and it is best when kept in a freezer for extended periods of time and only brought out long enough to be poured over ice and mixed with a little tonic - and the aforementioned lime.

Granted this is not as tasty as a nice single-malt, but it does a liver good to have variety!

[PahBell]

ATTENTION AGENTS!

Registration for Dare To Be Bond III, He Who Dares Wins, will officially close July 25, 2008. Please register before this date to enjoy all we have to offer, as can be seen on the events page at Dare To Be Bond.com. We all hope everyone who can make it will!

Thank you for your attention,

Felix

[Double-0-7]

Am I confirmed?

[PahBell]

Yes sir.


And if these other mooks don't get of their bums, you and Mr. & Mrs. Jag will be the only ones enjoying all that is DTBB.

F

Edited by PahBell, 27 June 2008 - 03:30 AM.

[North Scorpion]

Not to worry PahBell...

Your gentleman agent from the frozen north has signed up and is ready for his training come August. Looking forward to all the re-certification events in LV!

[Bryce (003)]

North Scorpion!

You old dog! Got your payment and your confirmation #. Your on the list. Based on the meeting at Felix's place last night, you guys are in for a treat.

Heh-heh-heh.

Again, Felix and Molly have gone above and beyond. BTW - Today is no business. It's Molly's Birthday! Please wish her well. We'll be celebrating at Felix's again.

After last night, I'm treating myself to a bloody "Mary Queen of Scots" and catching up on CBn.

Roll on August!

[jaguar007]

Just got my room booked, I'm ready to go to DTBB
Get booking guys

[Double-0-7]

Professor Dent and I are splitting a suite, and I believe we are already booked.

Bring it on!

[jaguar007]

Professor Dent and I are splitting a suite, and I believe we are already booked.

Bring it on!

Looking forward to bonding with the two of you again.

North Scorpion, looking forward to meeting you.

[PahBell]

You folks are in for so much of a treat, I kinda wish I could be fired and just be a participant!

Felix

[Professor Dent]

Professor Dent and I are splitting a suite, and I believe we are already booked.

Bring it on!

We are booked & ready for arrival!

jaguar007, looking forward to some bonding as well.

North Scorpion, glad to see you are aboard & I look forward to meeting you.

[North Scorpion]

Thanks guys. I'm looking forward to meeting you gentlemen, as well.

It's been far too long since I've attended a Bond event...this should do nicely.

It'll be fun to meet some new people and see some familiar faces (Charlie and zencat). And to be able to do it all in LV and the luxurious Venetian...well, I'm already solaced.

[Bryce (003)]

Yeah, I got your "Solace" right here pal!

It's delivered out of a bottle of single malt.

Looking forward to seeing you again NS.

[Double-0-7]

Professor Dent and I are splitting a suite, and I believe we are already booked.

Bring it on!

We are booked & ready for arrival!

jaguar007, looking forward to some bonding as well.

North Scorpion, glad to see you are aboard & I look forward to meeting you.

I was doing a little bonding with an old friend last night, definitely in the mood for more!

Looking forward to meeting you North Scorpion!

[North Scorpion]

Yeah, I got your "Solace" right here pal!

It's delivered out of a bottle of single malt.

Looking forward to seeing you again NS.

So, will it be the Glenlivet 18, then?

Best I could do if Customs doesn't confiscate it.

Rocks, branch water or neat? So many tough questions on this assignment.

[Bryce (003)]

Felix and I will be taking that on the rocks.

...or just maybe with two straws....or just passing the bottle. You can have a sip or two, but no more than two. Besides, being in the USA, it is Felix's turf. Yeah, I know, it sucks, but we gotta play nice. His boys will be cleaning up various corpses for weeks afterwards. Especially those "time share" bastards. Don't get D-O-7 started on that. Then Jaguar will want to jump in and start handcuffing them to limo bumpers or the rollercoaster at NY, NY.....Again!

It'll just get messy.

Good old "duty free" on the booze though. Carrington's been living off it for years. Yes...REALLY.

[PahBell]

MMMMMMMMMMM.............. Scotch.................

Felix

[Double-0-7]

I thought I sensed someone talking about Scotch and... yes those damn timeshare SMERSH agents. ARG!

[zencat]

I DARE!

Registered, room arranged, and I'm raring to go.

[jaguar007]

kewl!

I look forward to seeing you again.

^{One Month and Counting.....}

[Bryce (003)]

Right on Zen!

Also, received a PM from CBn's own "The Dove". While not attending DTBB, he will be in Vegas and meeting up with Tarl Calbot. They may join us for any after-action-decompression on Sunday.

Jag, DO7, Dent, I sure you recall how that went....or maybe you don't.

Again, great to have you aboard Zencat.

To quote FRWL: "Well...From this angle, things are shaping up nicely."

[The Dove]

Glad you got my PM Bryce.. Again I'm sorry to miss the festivities this year.. but who knows perhaps DTBB4 next year? LOL.. Big year for celebrating Bond anniversaries.. 40 years of OHMSS...30 years of Moonraker..20 years of Licence to Kill and 10 years of TWINE (er okay!!)

[Bryce (003)]

Indeed my friend, but the "Axworthy's 13" crew is already scheming up DTBB4.

AND, confidential talks have began for DTBB-007 in 2012.

*whistles innocently*

*walks away*

[jaguar007]

Jag, DO7, Dent, I sure you recall how that went....or maybe you don't.

It is a little hazy, but I recall something about beer, water and bikinis.

[Bryce (003)]

There was water?

[Double-0-7]

Jag, DO7, Dent, I sure you recall how that went....or maybe you don't.

It is a little hazy, but I recall something about beer, water and bikinis.

Unfortunately my extraction team caused me to leave the Playboy Club early (if 3:30am is ever early) to catch an early flight out. That problem has been remedied by adding another day to stay this year!