11 replies to this topic

[IrishCrown]

Yep, folks, here it is, after the much hyped match-up between Lazenby and Dalton, we have come to our next round where Dalton is called upon to fight another actor who has played Bond before. In this match-up, Dalton will be called upon to confront none other than Jimmy Bond himself, Woody Allen!!! Who will win this fight?

[JimmyBond]

Dalton.

[Bondpurist]

Dalton could beat anybody who's ever acted in any Bond film. Anyway, Irishcrown seems to be obsessed with the fight scenes in Bond and nothing else. That's only a tiny, tiny part of the Bond films.

[IrishCrown]

That's not true. I just like Bond when it's good, and Dalton as Bond was not good.

[Bondpurist]

In YOUR opinion.

[IrishCrown]

Granted, my opinion does not make it a fact. I am entitled to mine as you are to yours.

[Bondpurist]

Yes. Just so. I never said otherwise.

[IrishCrown]

Of course you didn't, that's why you blow a gasket everytime you see someone who hates and/or dislikes Dalton as Bond.

[Carver]

Well, I think that Woody Allen would win:p

[IrishCrown]

Amen to that, my money is on the Woodman. He would club Dalton with his clarinet and then sic Soon-yi on him. We all know how bad Dalton does with people who do martial arts on him.

[Blue Eyes]

Actually, I think Allen would win simply because of the way his films are always scripted

[IrishCrown]

Allen always wins, he always gets the girl...and he's almost 80, or something, isn't he? He wasn't much of a looker to begin with:(