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[Righty007]

I got the idea for this thread during my Criminology class...

James Bond: Construction isn't exactly my speciality.

M: Quite the opposite, in fact.

In the films, James Bond has destroyed a lot of property during his career at MI6. The object of this game is to come up with lawsuit names (Example: [BLANK] v. James Bond) where James Bond is being sued by a person or company for damage he caused during one of his missions. Don't post anything like Q Branch v. James Bond because MI6 can't sue one of their current employees. I realize that SIS or MI6 would be in the lawsuit name instead of James bond if he were sued in real life but this is a game.

You can post as many as you want. Please explain your title if you think it won't be understood.

I'll start:

The City of San Francisco v. James Bond (theft of a firetruck, assaulting a police officer)

Hong Kong Yacht Club v. James Bond (destruction of a closet mirror)

Edited by Righty007, 11 January 2007 - 12:40 AM.

[thecasinoroyale]

The Country of Nambutu VS. James Bond (Destruction of an Embassy, extensive interior and exterior damage)

Madagascarn Constuction VS. James Bond (Destruction of construction site, damage to numerous and expensive materials, theft and damage to dangerous heavy machinery, damage to hydrolic lift, carrying automatic weapon on site.


..good thread!

[Agent 0015]

I guess I will try

The City of St. Petersburg vs James Bond (Destruction of Landmarks and tourist attractions, Disturbance of the Peace)

The City of Chemnitz vs James Bond (Theft of a Mercedes Benz 240D saloon, Going over the Speed Limit)

The City of Tangier vs James Bond (Attemping murder of a General, Destruction of the city, Disturbance of the Peace)

[bond_girl_double07]

The People of Jamaica vs. James Bond (For the decimation of crab key, leaving the scene of an accident, property damage (ever window in Jamaica), and loss of wages for every person caught in the path of the nuclear fallout)

[Double-0-7]

Venitian Glass Works & Museum vs. James Bond (destruction of every glass artifact in museum, destruction of large stained glass exterior window)

[Righty007]

Colonel Luis Toro v. James Bond (impersonation)

[MarcAngeDraco]

Hong Kong Yacht Club v. James Bond (destruction of a closet mirror)

Sorry to be a nitpicker, but I don't think that was in the Hong Kong Yacht Club, but rather 'The Rubyeon Royale Hotel'...

[Professor Dent]

The USSR vs James Bond (for blowing up their embassy in FRWL).

[capungo]

SPECTRE vs. James Bond(Too many to name. Remember, extortion IS one of their specialities )

[darthbond]

San Moniquic Vs. 007 (destruction of property)
Car rental (Hamburg) vs. 007 (destruction of property)
Q vs. Bond (destruction of goverment property, violating the traffic laws, etc.)

darthbond

[Judo chop]

Solitaire vs. Bond, 1973.

for:

unlawful entry and trespassing (sneaking into Solitaire

[DamnCoffee]

Mr Blinker vs James Bond Theft of plane, kidnapping old lady, vandalism of plane, phycological abuse on Mrs Bell.

Very good thread. i solute you Righty

[Righty007]

Carver Media Group Network v. James Bond (destruction of property)

[draxingtonstanley]

The City of Paris vs James Bond
Theft of a licenced Taxicab
Reckless driving
Damage to private property
Damage to public property
Indecent exposure of a stunt double in a public place

[Blofeld's Cat]

Class Action Suit by various ship owners whose vessels were nuked in the Pacific at the end of The Spy Who Loved Me.

[00Twelve]

Billy Bob _____(?) v. James Bond (Destruction of private property, personal injury)

City of Las Vegas v. James Bond (Destruction of property, disturbing the "peace")

The Olympic Athletic Commission v. James Bond (Obstruction of games)

The London Restaurant-he-drove-through-in-TWINE-PTS v. James Bond (Property Destruction)

[Jaws0178]

King Pipeline. vs. James Bond- Willful destruction of 60 ft of pipeline, and two (2) cleaning scrubbers

Zukovsky Caviar vs. James Bond- Personal Injury, and destruction of caviar factory.

[DamnCoffee]

Bond vs Octopussy - Attempted Rape?

[Jaws0178]

I don't think that really counts

[Righty007]

Bond vs Octopussy - Attempted Rape?

It's Octopussy v. Bond because she didn't "attempt" to rape him.

[Agent 0015]

The City of Vienna vs James Bond - Disturbing the peace

Andrea Anders vs James Bond - Physical Abuse

[Righty007]

Nabutu Embassy v. James Bond (assault and destruction of property)

[Mr. Blofeld]

Comte Balthazar de Bleuchamp vs. James Bond -- Destruction of numerous secret hideaways

[ACE]

Ooooh I lurve this thread, Righty007! Don't know how I missed it.
From your lips to God's ears!

Refining a previous idea from Blofeld's Cat.

Atlantic Merchant Shipping -v- 1) HMG UK 2)US Government 3) Stromberg Industries AG 4) James Nelson Bond

The largest class action ever bought concerned damage arising out of loss of life and property damage caused in the late 70's by a freak solar flare causing UK and USSR submarines to explode in the mid-Atlantic. The $4 trillion settlement was never paid by the Defendants who instead passed the debt on by way of indemnity to the families of Professor Markovitz and Dr Bechman whose actions were found to be the causal.
The settlement was never paid and the scientists' families are bankrupted for generations. The Attorney-General, not permitted to disclose the facts for another 889 years, commenting upon the Prof and Doctor's family's plight said, "Their funeral really was at sea."

[agentjamesbond007]

City Construction Workers Vs. James Bond

For: Placing a semi-neuclear bomb and detonating it in the pipe tunnels in The World Is Not Enough

[DamnCoffee]

M vs James Bond - Breaking and entering.

[MissDalton99]

I don't think this counts, but it's something I thought up anyway:

James Bond, et. al. v. Key West Police Department

007, the Churchill family, AND the Leiter family (hence the "et. al.") ALL sue the Key West Police Department for neglecting their lawful duty and not properly investigating the death of Della Churchill Leiter and near fatal injuries to Felix Leiter.