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#61 Obiwan

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Posted 10 December 2006 - 06:15 AM

You know I love how he calles Daniel Craig a whiney little baby by getting hit in the ball, but unless he doesnt have any wouldnt that hurt all men? Unless you know i'm wrong in some kind of way.... But I reckon that would hurt like hell. Also I like how he saw the movie 2 times.

#62 Emma

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Posted 10 December 2006 - 07:17 PM

Yeah, there are 3 pieces to that actually..here are the threads in playing order.

1) http://www.youtube.c.....Casino Royale

2) http://www.youtube.c.....Casino Royale

3) http://www.youtube.c.....Casino Royale



One thing that I really like about the piece. Is that it provided a great deal of insight into all of the parties involved. Especially Barbara Brocolli who strikes me as a hard a/ss business woman. I can see her and (very opinionated) Pierce not getting along. I really can believe her wanting to get rid of him at the first opportunity. Watching her I can see that there was no way in on earth Pierce was comming back as Bond.

#63 Marquis

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Posted 10 December 2006 - 07:36 PM

Mongoloid ramblings from one of Moo Moo's rent boys....lovely!

#64 Matt_13

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Posted 10 December 2006 - 07:40 PM

Hahahahahaha nice spoof Righty. :)

#65 Mr_Clark

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 01:04 AM

Mongoloid ramblings from one of Moo Moo's rent boys....lovely!



I was thinking it was one of Deanna Brayton's hench men.

#66 stamper

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 07:29 PM

I wouldn't be surprised if this guy :

Either kill someone (like a star) with a gun

Or kill himself direct on video online.

This is sickness to the nth degree.

#67 Jim

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 07:32 PM

What an unusual young person.

Or maybe he is usual for a young person.

I feel very old.

#68 zencat

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 07:35 PM


Mongoloid ramblings from one of Moo Moo's rent boys....lovely!



I was thinking it was one of Deanna Brayton's hench men.

They do seem to be spiritually in sync. And I like how she called his, um, review "refreshingly honest."

Scary people in this world.

#69 killkenny kid

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 07:38 PM

What an unusual young person.

Or maybe he is usual for a young person.

I feel very old.



indeed.

#70 ComplimentsOfSharky

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Posted 02 January 2007 - 03:29 PM

Righty your parody is amazing. I nearly spit coffee all over my monitor.

However...if you see Zolly Becker on the street I want you to run and probably call Bryce because you're going to need protection.

#71 Monkeyfoahead

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Posted 02 January 2007 - 06:26 PM

That guy is a total loon.

#72 Righty007

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Posted 02 January 2007 - 06:42 PM

Righty your parody is amazing. I nearly spit coffee all over my monitor.

However...if you see Zolly Becker on the street I want you to run and probably call Bryce because you're going to need protection.

Thanks! :angry:

I don't think I have to worry about him coming after me because chasing me would require him leaving his basement. :cooltongue:

#73 notnerb

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Posted 02 January 2007 - 11:53 PM

I just find the entire DCinB site hysterical! I mean a lot of people had issues with the casting of Daniel Craig at first but these guys seem to have have taken a REALLY childish approach to the entire thing and decided that they were going to refuse to like it no matter what! Now they're so desperate for negative reviews to support their point of view they're reduced to using guys like this! LOL

My favourite letter on their site is the one where someone tries to claim that Daniel Craig bribed his way into the role... how anyone could believe that the producers would allow the fate of not only a multi million dollar movie, but also that of a billion dollar frachise, to be decided by an actor willing to pay a bribe for the role had me rolling on the floor laughing... and the site is proudly posting the letter!

#74 rafterman

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Posted 03 January 2007 - 12:25 AM

So misguided and so scary. I can't believe young people anymore. His opinion is so far off on this one and his presence is annoying on its own. Who would watch this kid?

#75 col_007

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Posted 03 January 2007 - 02:16 AM

believe me there is young people who still have brains unfortunately that moron is not one of them what a totally weird fool that guy is

#76 col_007

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Posted 03 January 2007 - 02:22 AM

Well the comments alone were enough to persuade me not to download the video. However I have been enjoying the other videos showing Craig being interviewed. Very interesting. He seems far more relaxed in with the ones with the UK press than the US ones. I found it kinda funny (and a little sad) that he had to do an interview with a car show. Anyway here's one I found interesting (sorry if it's been brought up before).

http://www.youtube.c.....Casino Royale


thats shocks me you know cos our british press are usually brutal towards film stars or are they worse in america ??

#77 dinovelvet

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Posted 03 January 2007 - 02:41 AM

I just find the entire DCinB site hysterical! I mean a lot of people had issues with the casting of Daniel Craig at first but these guys seem to have have taken a REALLY childish approach to the entire thing and decided that they were going to refuse to like it no matter what! Now they're so desperate for negative reviews to support their point of view they're reduced to using guys like this! LOL


Yeah it has gotten really funny in the last few weeks. They're reduced to posting headlines like 'CR only opens at No.2 in Japan' (which funnily enough is exactly what DAD did too) as evidence of the, uh, worldwide boycott. I'm waiting for their claim that it was all Daniel Craig's friends and family who spent $500 million on tickets :cooltongue: :lol:
We're now officially at the point where if you say CR is a flop, then all four of Brosnan's films were worse flops. The game is up. :angry:

#78 English Agent

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Posted 03 January 2007 - 02:48 AM

I just find the entire DCinB site hysterical! I mean a lot of people had issues with the casting of Daniel Craig at first but these guys seem to have have taken a REALLY childish approach to the entire thing and decided that they were going to refuse to like it no matter what! Now they're so desperate for negative reviews to support their point of view they're reduced to using guys like this! LOL


Yeah it has gotten really funny in the last few weeks. They're reduced to posting headlines like 'CR only opens at No.2 in Japan' (which funnily enough is exactly what DAD did too) as evidence of the, uh, worldwide boycott. I'm waiting for their claim that it was all Daniel Craig's friends and family who spent $500 million on tickets :cooltongue: :lol:
We're now officially at the point where if you say CR is a flop, then all four of Brosnan's films were worse flops. The game is up. :angry:


yes 'dinovelvet'........when CR passes $160.9 mil in the US,
it will be the complete humiliation for the 'Muppets' at DCnB.
What a truly dreadful bunch of people run that site.

Game, Set and Match to DC and Bond film fans

#79 Athena007

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Posted 03 January 2007 - 03:44 AM

Well well well... here's my review of Zolly Becker's review of Casino Royale: "I hated that [review] so [censored]ing much, it [censored]ing sickened me. It disgusts me. It is so [censored]ing revolting this horrible piece of [censored]."

Ok seriously... this guy has issues. He didn't even have any valid arguments about the movie anyways. All he could do was swear about it. First off if one actually wants to be taken serriously, don't' swear.

From the looks of it Zolly is going to have a season 2 of his little web-show. And he's got some new technology, got out of his basement and got a "friend." Hum... I'm scared...

#80 Gabriel

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Posted 03 January 2007 - 04:49 PM

Is it just me, or does that hophead loser look like he's buttoning up his flies in front of the Tom Cruise poster on his wall before he spins around in a bad impression of the Bond gunbarrel sequence?

Seeing his bedroom makes me realise that, even though I own a few action figures, even in my 30s, I am not, and have never been, that sad.

What's the betting that he's responsible for the next major US high school shooting incident after he hears who's been cast as the new Captain Kirk!!!

Edited by Gabriel, 03 January 2007 - 04:50 PM.


#81 dodge

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Posted 03 January 2007 - 05:04 PM

Looks like he'd have trouble walking and drooling at the same time.

#82 Loomis

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Posted 03 January 2007 - 05:11 PM

What's the music he's using? Sounds rather like Arnold's "African Rundown", although I'm aware that that's not what it is. It's not from the CR score, is it?

#83 Icephoenix

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Posted 03 January 2007 - 05:20 PM

If you thought his voice and general stupidity was horrible, at the start of 'episode' #23 he appears naked. Trying to live out some sort of whacked out fantasy and using Terminator 3 as an excuse.


WARNING: May cause voluntary blindness.
http://www.youtube.c...4...ted&search=

I think I'm going to be sick.

#84 dodge

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Posted 03 January 2007 - 05:36 PM

Could he be the offspring of May Day and Jaws?

#85 Santa

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Posted 03 January 2007 - 05:38 PM

Oh! :cooltongue:

#86 Gri007

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Posted 03 January 2007 - 11:04 PM

IMHO. The kids a wanker.

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Posted 03 January 2007 - 11:06 PM

Thankfully, after about 5 seconds of his voice I couldn't kill the web browser fast enough. For those of you who actually watched it, you have my sympathies.

#88 Safari Suit

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 02:02 PM

I have a feeling this is a put-on. His stumbling attempt at a plot idea, and "which I've never read by the way", strongly suggest this to me.

#89 SilencedPPK

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:50 PM

He was very rude! :cooltongue:

#90 bill007

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Posted 05 January 2007 - 01:52 AM

Where's a hollowed-out cain chair and a knotted marine rope when you need one? :cooltongue: