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[Humphrey Bogart]

Okay, if you watch MTV, you've probably heard of the show Trippin' and if you've seen it, you'll know how much the show sucks big time. I mean, nearly all the celebrities in this show are dumb. I mean, Redman and Mark Hoppus are douches for dancing like a buffon. And Drew BArrymore appreciate the walls that are made of sh!t and call it "21st-century advanced". Thank god it was cancelled.

But, i got a new idea for a better reality show starring Cameron Diaz and a bunch of celebrities. It's just like Trippin' only it's more badass and way better than Trippin'. Call it:

WARZON'

Now what's it about? Okay, it's like Trippin' but set in warzones and rogue nations. Now, in this show, we see Cameron and friends go to the most dangerous and hostile countries in the world and meet it's "nice people". Instead, they'll met soldiers, rebels, drug dealers, child soldiers, separatists, warlords, arms dealers, UN Peacekeepers, AIDS-giving prostitutes and so on. Whenever you see Cam & co. in a Sudanese village, you'll see the Janjaweed rebels coming and shooting all the villagers to death and one of the celebs getting shot. Whenever you see a drug-dealer on the streets of Afghanistan, you'll see Drew Barrymore asking for some pot. Whenever you'd see a kid holding a blood diamond, Eva Mendez would like to buy one of those and by doing that she has to give the kid an AK-47 in order to get the diamond. Then, whenever they're passing by an Israeli military checkpoint in Palestine, you'll see tough gangsta rappers like Redman and Ice Cube getting beaten up by the Israeli army while trying to negotiate in order to pass through the checkpoint. You would also see your vehicles destroyed, buildings getting blowned up by tanks and suicide bombers, and seeing Mark Hoppus and Travis Barker being captured by the Al-Qaeda as hostages. And yes, you would also see Cameron Diaz stripping off her clothes at a USO show in an American Army Base in Iraq.

Now that is reality. Who watches CNN & Al-Jazeera? Entertainment Tonight & MTV is the thing man! I mean, the news is not cool if there's no celebrity in it. So why not let the celebrity present the news? Let the celebrities tell what's happening in Iraq & Afghanistan and on other warzones through shows like Warzon'. Oh yeah, they'd cut most of the violent parts, but hey there's MTV Overdrive remember? And yeah, sure Cam & co. would return home wounded, losing an arm or worse in a coffin covered by an American flag, but hey Ms.Diaz, if you're reading right now , you'd get a Nobel Peaze Prize for such humanitarian mission. So why not give it a try Cameron?

[darkpath]

Oh, I do like that!