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[PlayItBogart]

I'm looking to put up a sequel of my pre-release Daniel Craig/Casino Royale rant to YouTube sometime Saturday. I have a couple of talking points figured out so far, but I was wondering if anyone had any ideas that I didn't cover the first time around, or could cover now?

IDEAS SO FAR:

-Critical reaction. The crapload of money it's making, when compared to other films this year (i.e. Snakes on a Plane)

-WHY LESS THAN HAPPY FEET? Explain with charts.

-Giant Legalese posted at CnB. What, death threats against a three year old? What, was that the guy who made their site layout? (Including rimshot)

-Wow, he's blonde. Big whoop. So if he dyed his hair brown, would you all shut the heck up?

-What, an asthmatic blood-weeping villain isn't offbeat enough for you?

-IF CR WAS DAD: Parts of the film that would have been rife with CGI.

-Character development: Bond bloodied and drinking scotch did more for Bond than any of the last 20 films.

[Cody]

-Giant Legalese posted at CnB. What, death threats against a three year old? What, was that the guy who made their site layout? (Including rimshot)

With my joke set to be in it, I can already say that the follow-up rant is fantastic.

[PlayItBogart]

-Giant Legalese posted at CnB. What, death threats against a three year old? What, was that the guy who made their site layout? (Including rimshot)

With my joke set to be in it, I can already say that the follow-up rant is fantastic.

Haha, there'll be a line in the credits stating that you're the one who came up with it.

[Cody]

Cool, works for me. Looking forward to Rant Deux.

[Mr_Clark]

And now their saying he's unfit to play Bond because he's played a gay character. Right, let's take a look at Brosnan: Pierce Brosnan played a gay character in "The Long Good Friday", not to mention his gaybar scene in Tailor of Panama or his Bisexual Character in Matador or Pierce Brosnan's recent interviews about thinking he was gay when he was a teenager.

[spynovelfan]

Brosnan's recently reported support for Craig, and his comment 'Don't let the bastards grind you down'.

[Humphrey Bogart]

Hey PlayItBogart i enjoyed your rant, i even your Pierce Parody Trailer you post.

Anyways, here's a point you should add:

-DCINB lacked commonsense.

-Deanna Brayton failed to believe that Happy Feet only GOT #1 during the weekends while CR got #1 during the weekdays. So yeah, CR takes more money than Happy Feet.

-Death threats against three-year olds doesn't make any sense. Who would like to make death threats like that? Michael Jackson

I'd also like to point out -that Ms.Brayton here is a geeky wacko psychotic bitch who's room had nothing but filled with photos of Brosnan covered on walls, floors and ceiling. She may have been installing 300 security cameras inside Brozza's house just to stalk on Pierce. And her hair is possibly the same like Kitty's untied hair from Arrested Development. Really creepy.

[JCRendle]

I think Brosnan has called them bastards at at least 2 occasions, one in a recent video interview and one in an interview a while back

[Stephenson]

I've always been impressed by the site's ability to take a holier-than-thou stance on the use of "foul language" on other boards then turn around and post "reviews and opinions" from "contributors" filled with more swear words than a Tarantino film. At lease CBn edits! Oh, and by the way Dana: yes, you ARE homophobic.

On second thought, why not make this the shortest, classiest rant possible:

"Dear CNB,

You lose ...

and Pierce called you bastards."

Fade out

[EWKDSMB]

there are several thigns you could bring up
like brosnans declaring of the CnB wackjobs as B******s

ask them to explain about their boycott because on their sites front page it has a load of users slagging of the film and what they didn't like in it.
what does their boycott start after seeing it once?

[Zorin Industries]

And now their saying he's unfit to play Bond because he's played a gay character. Right, let's take a look at Brosnan: Pierce Brosnan played a gay character in "The Long Good Friday", not to mention his gaybar scene in Tailor of Panama or his Bisexual Character in Matador or Pierce Brosnan's recent interviews about thinking he was gay when he was a teenager.

I find it hard to fathom that some of these Craig haters can now be homophobic bearing in mind a lot of them have barely left their own bedrooms to discover for themselves which gender they would wrestle in bed with if someone was prepared to give them the chance....?!!

[Mr_Clark]

And now their saying he's unfit to play Bond because he's played a gay character. Right, let's take a look at Brosnan: Pierce Brosnan played a gay character in "The Long Good Friday", not to mention his gaybar scene in Tailor of Panama or his Bisexual Character in Matador or Pierce Brosnan's recent interviews about thinking he was gay when he was a teenager.

I find it hard to fathom that some of these Craig haters can now be homophobic bearing in mind a lot of them have barely left their own bedrooms to discover for themselves which gender they would wrestle in bed with if someone was prepared to give them the chance....?!!

It's hypocritical once you think about it.

[JCRendle]

You could point out that their petition has so many joke posts, repeat names and micky mouses (fake names) that the petition was worthless - or the fact that Deanna has taken down the petition without word on her site.

[Double-0-Seven]

Don't forgot to mention the famous "Thank you for a successful boycott" line.

I'll be looking forward to hearing the rant when it's done!

[danman007]

I can't wait for this! When will it be up?

[JCRendle]

Hows this for an opener...

[MattofSteel]

Definitely looking forward. It's always awesome when idiots are pwned.

[Mr_Clark]

Hows this for an opener...

Perfect.

[English Agent]

...........having visited 'DCnB' site a few days ago,
i was taken aback by the comments of their member
Deanna Brayton. She stated that all Daniel Craig
Casino Royale fans were 'gay'.
What is amazing is that even by her own words she is not
a Bond fan, but an admirer of Pierce Brosnan only.
So, what the hell is her problem...... everyone is
free to express their opinion, but this lady is clearly
a loon.
Anyway i thought i'd put her correct on the success of
Casino Royale by sending her the box office figures.

[I Like Sharks]

Hasn't that site been down now anyway? I'd look forward to another video anyway as the first was great

LOL

[jaguar007]

Bogart, I look forward to your rant, I loved the first one.

[dinovelvet]

I'm looking to put up a sequel of my pre-release Daniel Craig/Casino Royale rant to YouTube sometime Saturday. I have a couple of talking points figured out so far, but I was wondering if anyone had any ideas that I didn't cover the first time around, or could cover now?

Well if you want to wait a few weeks until CR has made more money than DAD (as well as every other Brosnan Bond), this would put the final nail in the coffin of their argument that everyone wanted Brosnan back.

[PlayItBogart]

Looking to do the rant this weekend. The current problem is I'm ill. But it gives you guys more time to suggest ideas, so it all works out.

[JCRendle]

Ok, the Casino Royale Boxoffice:

United Kingdom ticket sales for the first day of release were GBP 1.7 million, the highest for any Bond film.

Weekend opening total in the UK was

[Jim]

Be very careful about associating CBn with any potentially defamatory statements. Thank you.

But do give the sweetest Season's Greetings to CraigNotBombed.

[PlayItBogart]

Don't worry, I don't want to draw CBn too much into the fold here (Apart from the one guy I'm quoting).