Dam: I am spotted by almost all the guards guarding the dam, so they shoot at me, but lucky for me, they are (edited) and all miss, so I just run past them and jump off the dam to investigate the chemical weapons facility which is believed to have some terrorist activity going on inside.
Facility: I start off in the vents above the bathroom, I see two possible stalls to jump into, the left one, with no grate covering it, and the right one, covered by a grate and with a guard inside (Strangely he isn't even taking a crap, he is just standing up with his pants up). From the vents above, I shoot the guard in the back of the head, then jump into the left stall. I exit the stall, and there are three more soldiers in the bathroom, one standing at a urinal, strangely with his pants fully zipped up, and the other two in two other stalls directly next to each other, disturbingly standing up with pants up. Makes you wonder what they are up to in there, doesn't it? Anyway, I shoot all three soldiers, and upon exiting the bathroom, I shoot any guard or soldier who moves, and contact Dr. Doak, who gives me the door decoder to open the bottling room door. At the bottling room, I rendezvous with 006, Alec Trevelyan, and plant mines on the bottling tanks.
Trevelyan: Glad you could make it, 50 Yen. For England, 50 Yen?
Me: For England, Alec. Wait a minute, how did you get here before me without the door decoder?
Trevelyan: Half of everything is luck.
Me: And the other half?
An alarm rings.
Trevelyan: Fate.
I detonate the gas tanks, and as Trevelyan is staying to fight off soldiers, I run out thinking Trevelyan will eventually catch up.
Runway: Apparently, after I left the facility, Trevelyan was shot dead by Colonel Ourumov. I am now finishing this mission alone, and will escape via plane. I see a soldier in the alcove behind where I start off, I shoot him and before I exit the building through a conveyor belt, I take a box of grenades and a box of timed mines. A guard directly behind me shoots at me, but fortunately for me he's (edited) and misses, I head through the L-shaped building and chuck a grenade which lands at the feet of the two soldiers guarding the ignition key, then run away before they even notice my presence
Soldier (to his companion): Hey, did I just hear a grenade being thrown at our feet?
Other Soldier: No you didn't, shut up, now just keep standing here staring into space and scratching your own @$$ like I'm doing.
The grenade explodes, ending their boring lives, and destroying the table they were at, the computer at the table, and their chairs. however, the ignition key isn't harmed. I pick it up and then run to the plane. Soldiers shoot at me, but, as always, they're (edited) and miss, I destroy the machine guns by throwing the timed mines on them, then start shooting the soldiers. I finally notice that every time I kill a wave of soldiers, more waves will just come, so I engage one soldier in conversation.
Me: Dude, when will you guys stop coming?
Soldier: We won't, now be a good boy and die.
I jump into the plane and escape the runway.
That is all I have now, more will come soon.
Edited by 50 Yen, 27 November 2006 - 02:50 AM.