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Future ironic lines for Craig's Bond


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#1 dinovelvet

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Posted 21 November 2006 - 01:21 AM

Following the CR dialogue of Shaken or Stirred?/Do I look like I give a damn?, do you think there should be more cliche-mocking dialogue in Craig's next film(s)?

e.g. if the new Q is introduced in Bond 22:

Q - Now we've made a few modifications to your Aston Martin...
Bond - What does it do, turn invisible?
Q - Don't be ridiculous Bond, this is not science fiction!

Any more ideas?

#2 Four-of-a-Kind

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Posted 21 November 2006 - 01:46 AM

thats is awsome. i hated how in DAD if i can recall the car turned invisible.
nice thinking. keep it up.

#3 Publius

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Posted 21 November 2006 - 01:59 AM

Cast a young Q who gets easily distracted by his craft, and have Craig's Bond impatiently implore him to pay attention.

#4 Harmsway

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Posted 21 November 2006 - 02:28 AM

Cast a young Q who gets easily distracted by his craft, and have Craig's Bond impatiently implore him to pay attention.

That's a clever idea. Would nicely spin the whole Q idea on its head.

#5 JimmyBond

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Posted 21 November 2006 - 02:43 AM

e.g. if the new Q is introduced in Bond 22:

Q - Now we've made a few modifications to your Aston Martin...
Bond - What does it do, turn invisible?
Q - Don't be ridiculous Bond, this is not science fiction!

Any more ideas?



I don't have anything to add to your ideas. But I just gotta say, that's pretty funny :) Brought a smile to my face :P

#6 dinovelvet

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Posted 21 November 2006 - 10:47 AM


Cast a young Q who gets easily distracted by his craft, and have Craig's Bond impatiently implore him to pay attention.

That's a clever idea. Would nicely spin the whole Q idea on its head.


And the perfect candidate for the younger Q is Mackenzie Crook (Gareth from THE OFFICE) !

#7 Joyce Carrington

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Posted 21 November 2006 - 11:10 AM

Q - Now we've made a few modifications to your Aston Martin...
Bond - What does it do, turn invisible?
Q - Don't be ridiculous Bond, this is not science fiction!


Oh, bravo. :)

#8 DamnCoffee

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Posted 21 November 2006 - 12:36 PM

lol :P :)

#9 Adler 001

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Posted 21 November 2006 - 12:59 PM

-Nice to meet you, Mister..?
-You know my name.

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Posted 21 November 2006 - 01:04 PM

-Nice to meet you, Mister..?
-You know my name.


Villain: "Nice to meet you, Mister...?"
(goes to shake Bond's hand)
Bond: "You know my name"
(Bond headbutts the villain who falls to the floor)
Bond: "Bond. James Bond"

#11 Adler 001

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Posted 21 November 2006 - 01:12 PM

Yeaaahh ! :)

#12 MattofSteel

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Posted 21 November 2006 - 02:27 PM



Cast a young Q who gets easily distracted by his craft, and have Craig's Bond impatiently implore him to pay attention.

That's a clever idea. Would nicely spin the whole Q idea on its head.


And the perfect candidate for the younger Q is Mackenzie Crook (Gareth from THE OFFICE) !


I NEVER thought about Mackenzie! Wow, he would be an inspired choice! Cleese may be a bit too referential to the Brosnan era, and a bit taller than Craig....:)

Don't get my wrong, I LOVE John Cleese. I think he was as funny in 2 films as Desmond managed in 20. There would be no love lost if Cleese returned as Q, and I'd grin the entire time.

But WOW Mackenzie Crook would be cool.

#13 sharpshooter

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Posted 21 November 2006 - 02:30 PM

A new series, a new style of Q.

It would seem a bit strange and "try hard" if every Q acted like Boothroyd, etc. "Do pay attention" quips.

I believe Craig asking Q to pay attention would add to his strictly business portrayal.