Future ironic lines for Craig's Bond
#1
Posted 21 November 2006 - 01:21 AM
e.g. if the new Q is introduced in Bond 22:
Q - Now we've made a few modifications to your Aston Martin...
Bond - What does it do, turn invisible?
Q - Don't be ridiculous Bond, this is not science fiction!
Any more ideas?
#2
Posted 21 November 2006 - 01:46 AM
nice thinking. keep it up.
#3
Posted 21 November 2006 - 01:59 AM
#4
Posted 21 November 2006 - 02:28 AM
That's a clever idea. Would nicely spin the whole Q idea on its head.Cast a young Q who gets easily distracted by his craft, and have Craig's Bond impatiently implore him to pay attention.
#5
Posted 21 November 2006 - 02:43 AM
e.g. if the new Q is introduced in Bond 22:
Q - Now we've made a few modifications to your Aston Martin...
Bond - What does it do, turn invisible?
Q - Don't be ridiculous Bond, this is not science fiction!
Any more ideas?
I don't have anything to add to your ideas. But I just gotta say, that's pretty funny Brought a smile to my face
#6
Posted 21 November 2006 - 10:47 AM
That's a clever idea. Would nicely spin the whole Q idea on its head.
Cast a young Q who gets easily distracted by his craft, and have Craig's Bond impatiently implore him to pay attention.
And the perfect candidate for the younger Q is Mackenzie Crook (Gareth from THE OFFICE) !
#7
Posted 21 November 2006 - 11:10 AM
Q - Now we've made a few modifications to your Aston Martin...
Bond - What does it do, turn invisible?
Q - Don't be ridiculous Bond, this is not science fiction!
Oh, bravo.
#8
Posted 21 November 2006 - 12:36 PM
#9
Posted 21 November 2006 - 12:59 PM
-You know my name.
#10
Posted 21 November 2006 - 01:04 PM
-Nice to meet you, Mister..?
-You know my name.
Villain: "Nice to meet you, Mister...?"
(goes to shake Bond's hand)
Bond: "You know my name"
(Bond headbutts the villain who falls to the floor)
Bond: "Bond. James Bond"
#11
Posted 21 November 2006 - 01:12 PM
#12
Posted 21 November 2006 - 02:27 PM
That's a clever idea. Would nicely spin the whole Q idea on its head.
Cast a young Q who gets easily distracted by his craft, and have Craig's Bond impatiently implore him to pay attention.
And the perfect candidate for the younger Q is Mackenzie Crook (Gareth from THE OFFICE) !
I NEVER thought about Mackenzie! Wow, he would be an inspired choice! Cleese may be a bit too referential to the Brosnan era, and a bit taller than Craig....
Don't get my wrong, I LOVE John Cleese. I think he was as funny in 2 films as Desmond managed in 20. There would be no love lost if Cleese returned as Q, and I'd grin the entire time.
But WOW Mackenzie Crook would be cool.
#13
Posted 21 November 2006 - 02:30 PM
It would seem a bit strange and "try hard" if every Q acted like Boothroyd, etc. "Do pay attention" quips.
I believe Craig asking Q to pay attention would add to his strictly business portrayal.