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[BONDage]

Okay..friends, list your top 3 favorite "Connery-Era" Bond Quips!

This is harder than it looks cause there are SO many good ones.

1)
Pussy Galore:

[Xenobia]

Geez...so many lines, so little time:

1) "They were late for a funeral," from "Dr. No" Bond to a passerby.

2) "How's my girl?" Bond to Q, about Little Nellie in "You Only Live Twice."

3) "Oh so *that's* who I killed. I guess that proves no one is invincible." Bond to Tiffany in "Diamonds Are Forever."

[Bryce (003)]

FRWL - "She should have kept her mouth shut."

TB - "Now don't you worry. I'll tell the chef."

DAF - "That's a nice liitle nothing you're almost wearing."

There are, of course, others but for Sean, these three are on top.

[Double-Oh-Zero]

So many to choose from!

1."Oh, he blew a fuse"- in GF after after Oddjob gets fried

2."I'd say one of their aircraft is missing," or "Just isn't your day, is it?"- both from FRWL

3."I don't know. Perhaps it's the front doorbell?"- in TB, after he hits the fire alarm.

I've also gotta mention this one, even though Connery didn't actually say it:
Bond: "Saxby."
Whyte:"Burt Saxby?"
Bond:"Yes."
Whyte:"Tell him he's fired."

[Carver]

Here's mine, although there are so many Connery quips that are worth putting up here:
1. 'Shocking, definately shocking' (GF)
2. 'No well dressed man should be without one' (TB)
3. 'What are you doing here, looking for shells?'
'No, I'm just looking.'
As I said, there are so many other quips that I like, cz Connery is the king of quips!

[Tanger]

1)"Shocking. Positively shocking".
2)"Bon appetit".
3)"I think they were on their way to a funeral".

[PaulZ108]

Other than my sig (which Bryce already mentioned), I'll go with "I must be dreaming..." after Pussy introduces herself...

[Dalton]

Plenty: "Hi, I'm Plenty"
Bond: "But Of Course You Are!"
Plenty: "Plenty O'Toole"
Bond: "Named After You're Father Perhaps!"
-Diamonds Are Forever 1971-

[mrmoon]

Diamonds Are Forever - "I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up"

Thunderball - "I'll tell the chef"

Diamonds Are Forever - "I gotta brother"

Bond- "Small world"

[Double-0 Six]

Harpoons a bad guy - "I think he got the point". :cool:

My other favourites have already been posted.

[JLMuench]

1.See my signature.

2. GF- Where's Goldfinger?
-Playing his golden harp.

3. DN -Are you looking for shells?
-No, I'm just looking.

4. DAF- That's a nice little nothing you are almost wearing.

5. FRWL- She had her kicks.

6. FRWL- She should have kept her mouth shut.

7. NSNA- -Oh, I am sorry I got you wet.
- It's okay, my martini's still dry.

8. NSNA- -You must get rid of those toxens. They are in dry martinis and white bread.

- I'll cut out the white bread.

9. Tb- Wait until you get to my teeth.

10. TB- You should be locked up in a cage.

11. DAF- Plenty O'Toole scene.

12. DAF- There's somthing I would like for you to get off of your chest.

Cant think of any moore .

[Doubleshot]

1. "I think he got the point." (Thunderball)
2. "Shocking! Positively shocking!" (Goldfinger)
3. "She should've kept her mouth shut." (FRWL)

Honerable Mentions:
4. "Mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead!" (Thunderball)
5. Bond:"You swim like a man!"
Domino: "So do you!"
Bond: "Well, I've had quite a bit of practice." (Thunderball)
6. "Look, no hands!" (Dr. No)
7. "Correction, sir: I lost both legs, I did not die." (NSNA)
8. Goldfinger: "Hah. American motorists kill that many every two years."
Bond: "Yes, well, I've worked out a few statistics of my own. $15,000,000,000 in gold bullion weighs 10,500 tons. 60 men would take 12 days to load it onto 200 trucks. Now, at the most, you're going to have 2 hours before the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines move in and make you put it back." (Goldfinger)
9. Pussy: "Where's Goldfinger?"
Bond: "Playing his golden harp!" (Goldfinger)
10. Though not exactly a line of dialogue, the scene where Fiona Volpe asks Bond to give her somehting to put on and he gives her a pair of sandals always cracks me up.

[Mister Asterix]

Domino: What sharp little eyes you've got.
Bond: Wait 'til you get to my teeth.

-Thunderball

[Alec Trevelyan]

1. Can my friend sit this one out, she's just dead!
2. She should have kept her mouth shut!
3. What sharp little eyes you've got, wait till you get to my teeth!

[Connery 007]

The top five from worst to best:
5. "Hi I'm Plenty!" "But of course you are."
4. "Wait 'till you get to my teeth"
3. "She should have kept her mouth shut."
2. "Mind if my friend sits this one out, she's just dead."
1. "Looking for shells?" "No I'm just looking"

As a bouns who can forget : "My name is Pussy Galore" "I must be dreaming."