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[Shaun Forever]

We've had some funny threads on here lately, like the homosexual Bond characters thread, so this is another thread in the spirit of humor, let's try not to make this thread too offensive though, a lot of young eyes on the forum.


I'll start.




With a name like "Mr Big" the girls must be flocking around him

[Xenia_bondfan]

I say alec...
the guy is not bad looking at all... articulate, sophisticated, well dressed, and the scars just add that dangerous side to him...
as a woman, he would be my pick...

[Pam Bouvier]

I don't know....Zorin had Mayday and they seemed to have a pretty "active" sex life

[Skudor]

Scaramanga - before every kill...

Drax - he had some lovely houseguests without male company.

[DamnCoffee]

I'd say Sanchez

[doublenoughtspy]

Blofeld from OHMSS.

The ones he couldn't get to go willingly, he just hypnotized and planted a little more than "suggestions".

[DamnCoffee]

I think Elecktra & Renard had a very good Sex life

[00Twelve]

I'd agree that it's definitely either Alec (a villainous version of Bond) or Scaramanga (a villainous version of Bond).

[dinovelvet]

I think Elecktra & Renard had a very good Sex life

Well SHE did...but he didn't get much out of it, apparently.

I agree with the Scaramanga and Zorin suggestions...we actually see those two, er, get some. Most of the rest of the Bond villains are asexual.

Elliot Carver scored with Teri Hatcher (when she was attractive), so he gets points.

Gonzalez from FYEO had a swimming pool full of babes. Actually so did Koskov/Whitaker/Necros. Were they into orgies?

Oh and the obvious winners - Mr.Wint and Mr.Kidd

[DamnCoffee]

Xenia, she craves on sex - you can tell

[Mister Asterix]

Jaws, post-Dolly.

[Double-Oh Agent]

Rosa Klebb seemed to have a libido, Emilio Largo was Domino's boyfriend for a while, and Alec Trevelyan certainly liked girls seeing as he kissed Natalya. Meanwhile, Francisco Scaramanga, Max Zorin, Franz Sanchez, Elliot Carver, and Elektra King were either shown having sex, seemingly interested in it, or had spouses/lovers.

But if I had to choose, I would say it's between Sanchez who was very masculine, had a girlfriend, and no apparent sexual hangups and Elektra who knew how to use her body to get what she wanted whether it was with Renard or Bond in and out of bed. In the end, I will say Elektra had the most active sex life. She certainly was the most attractive and sexy villain.

[moorebond82]

I think Elecktra & Renard had a very good Sex life

Well SHE did...but he didn't get much out of it, apparently.

I agree with the Scaramanga and Zorin suggestions...we actually see those two, er, get some. Most of the rest of the Bond villains are asexual.

Elliot Carver scored with Teri Hatcher (when she was attractive), so he gets points.

Gonzalez from FYEO had a swimming pool full of babes. Actually so did Koskov/Whitaker/Necros. Were they into orgies?

Oh and the obvious winners - Mr.Wint and Mr.Kidd

Well gonzalez also had transexuals at his pool so i don't know about him
i'd have to say Blofeld from OHMSS that clinic was for more then allergies

[james st.john smythe]

Drax had loads of tish tash hanging around him! i bet he was beating them off with a ty stick!

[TheLazenby]

Maximillian Largo seemed to attract the good looking chicks... :-)

[50 Yen]

Without a doubt, Xenia Onatopp had the most active sex life before her death.

[MR. BOND 93]

Xenia Onatopp!