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[Red Barchetta]

Colonel Moon


Felix Leiter

vs.

Dario?

[Judo chop]

MHarkin

vs

Judo Chop

Like Spartacus, I would instantly kill my good friend MHarkin in order to save him from an even worse fate.

Felix Leiter

vs.

Dario?

Felix. He might lose a limb, but he'd win.

Madonna

vs.

Cher

???

[Red Barchetta]

Cher

(her hair tossing is lethal!)


For a truly impossible mission-

Peter Graves

vs.

Tom Cruise

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Peter Graves.

Telly Savalas' Blofeld

vs.

Francisco Scaramanga?

[Judo chop]

Scary mongo.

John McCain

vs.

Bruce Banner, taken by surprise.

[Mister E]

Scary mongo.

John McCain

vs.

Bruce Banner, taken by surprise.

Banner would laugh and walk away because McCain broke his hip.


Now for something weird:

Colonel Sanders

vs.

The guy on the quaker oats box.

[Cruiserweight]

Colonel Sanders


Elliot Carver

vs.

Charles Gray Blofeld

[BlackFire]

Blofeld, Carver is like a little girl.

Alec Trevelyan

vs

Sanchez

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Definitely Sanchez.

Michael Savage

vs.

Rush Limbaugh?

[Mister E]

Definitely Sanchez.

Michael Savage

vs.

Rush Limbaugh?

No contest, Savage all the way. Hush Bimbo wouldn't have a prayer.


Since we are talking political figures:


Barbra Bush

vs.

Hillary Clinton

[Kristian]

Definitely Sanchez.

Michael Savage

vs.

Rush Limbaugh?

No contest, Savage all the way. Hush Bimbo wouldn't have a prayer.


Since we are talking political figures:


Barbra Bush

vs.

Hillary Clinton

Are you joking? Hillary Clinton, of course. She could make Gabor and Mr. Kil cry like little sissies, let alone Barbara Bush who is, to put it nicely, a Transvestite/Mummy with the name of a pørn Star.

Okay, how about:

Sarah Palin

or

Katie Couric?

Edited by Kristian, 16 October 2008 - 05:15 AM.

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Palin.

Keith Olbermann

vs.

Chris Matthews?

[Mister E]

Palin.

Keith Olbermann

vs.

Chris Matthews?

Matthews


Moe

vs.

Ralph Kramden

Two famous comedy holes finally go at it !

[Cruiserweight]

Ralph Kramden



Jared Fogle(The Subway guy)

vs.

The Verizon Wireless "Can you hear me now?" guy

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Jared Fogle

Telly Savalas' Blofeld

vs.

Kristatos?

[Cruiserweight]

I had to go against which character i favor more & say Telly Savalas' Blofeld.


The Rocketeer

vs.

James Bond wearing the Bell Textron jet pack

[Kristian]

I had to go against which character i favor more & say Telly Savalas' Blofeld.


The Rocketeer

vs.

James Bond wearing the Bell Textron jet pack

Sorry, but THE ROCKETEER...

Jinx?

or

Queen Latifah?

[BlackFire]

Jinx

Vin Diesel

vs

Daniel Craig

[Judo chop]

Craig. Craig will likely be armed with a pint glass.

Blofeld in drag

vs.

Colonel Bouvar in drag

???

[Cruiserweight]

Blofeld in drag


Mr.Wint & Mr.Kidd
vs.
Mischka & Grischka

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Mischka and Grischka

Natalya Simonova

vs.

Vesper Lynd?

[Mister E]

Natalya

General Orlov

vs.

General Ourmonov

[PrinceKamalKhan]

General Orlov, definitely.

From what we know so far about the QOS ladies:

Camille

vs.

Agent Fields?

[Kristian]

General Orlov, definitely.

From what we know so far about the QOS ladies:

Camille

vs.

Agent Fields?

My gal Cammie, of course. She'll dunk Fields in oil and fry her.

Right, then....

M

or

Rosa Klebb

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Which M? I'm assuming Dame Judi's so I'll say Klebb.

Paris Carver

vs.

Mary Goodnight?

[Mister E]

Which M? I'm assuming Dame Judi's so I'll say Klebb.

Paris Carver

vs.

Mary Goodnight?

Carver

I am surprised Goodnight didn't wear a protective helmet during the whole film.


Vargas

vs.

Emile Locque (FYEO)

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Vargas

Solange

vs.

Vesper?

[Cruiserweight]

Vesper


Sandor
vs.
Chang

[Aris007]

Sandor.

Q

vs

Boris Grishenko

Edited by Aris007, 18 October 2008 - 06:37 PM.

[Cruiserweight]

Q



Jack & Seraffimo Spang
vs.
Sol (Horror) Horowitz & Sluggsy Morant