Coulda, woulda, shoulda. Yes, TWINE could indeed have been great, but the point is it isn't. It's dire. Next!
Quite.
I saw the terrible "Casino Royale" (1967) again recently....You know, I managed to sit through it, which is something that I cannot manage to do with TWINE....That tells me that IMO "The World is Not Enough" is worse than the unfunny spoof "Casino Royale"....It is not only the worst Bond movie ever but it probably ranks as one of the worst "action" (I use the term loosely because there's hardly any of it in this travesty) movies of the last 30 years.
I haven't been able to sit through TWINE since I saw it the first night it was out in the movie theater. I almost walked out in disgust then too...I promised a friend of mine (who will remain nameless) that I would try and sit through it a couple of years ago but I failed...I simply don't like it. Really, after the boat chase it slips into melodrama and never recovers. It is the most boring non-fun movie of the franchise.
- It was boring and they turned James Bond into a Nancy-boy.
- The action setpieces seemed artificial and forced - they lacked the flow evident in earlier movies. The parahawk sequence is a prime example of what was wrong with TWINE's action, it was stilted and lackluster (not helped by a terrible Arnold score). The only action sequence that worked on any level was the boat chase.
- Denise Richards as Christmas Jones was the Stacey Sutton of the Brosnan era (but without the knock-out looks, sorry Finesse).
- Pierce Brosnan seemed to sleepwalk his way through the part delivering his worst performance as James Bond (his best still being his excellent turn as 007 in GE).
- A lackluster screenplay with more twists and turns than a pretzel, none of which were interesting or particularly well explained.
- The worst finale of any Bond movie....who really cared.
- "I thought Christmas only came once a year" -- the whole theater groaned, no one laughed or even chuckled.
- Elektra as a villain was telegraphed way too early.
- They used another flipping gadget car. Prior to Brosnan we had gadget cars in 1964, 1965, 1977 and 1987. They used to be special now they are commonplace marketing which ever newest vehicle of the company that dished out the most dough.
- David Arnold used the James Bond theme too much, the only track that he scored a home run on was during the boat chase.