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#1 dinovelvet

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 02:15 AM

from the imdb news page

Craig Blames Nudity on Alcohol
New James Bond Daniel Craig has vowed never to drink alcohol around film directors, because he often finds himself agreeing to outrageous scenes while under the influence. The 37-year-old actor, who stripped down in his 2000 movie Some Voices, blames a heavy boozing session with director Simon Cellan Jones for his gratuitous nudity. Craig says, "The scene was written as me running down the road stripped to the waist covered in tomato juice. But then I got drunk at Simon's and said, 'I'll do it naked!' The lesson is never get drunk with directors."

:tup: :D

#2 deth

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 02:38 AM

lol..... I'll make sure I never see that movie...

#3 Qwerty

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 02:51 AM

No more martinis for 007 then.

#4 Skudor

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 12:00 PM

An actor who drinks to much and then does stupid stuff. What else is new :tup:

#5 Lounge Lizard

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 12:09 PM

Would certainly add something new to the gunbarrel intro. "I'll do it naked!"

#6 Qwerty

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 12:49 PM

Would certainly add something new to the gunbarrel intro. "I'll do it naked!"

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:tup:

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 12:58 PM

Would certainly add something new to the gunbarrel intro. "I'll do it naked!"

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Would certainly fit in with the whole Bond Begins stuff :tup:

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 07:05 PM

Would certainly add something new to the gunbarrel intro. "I'll do it naked!"

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Hey, Craig lookd preaty rad in Tomb Raider when he was half naked, and he seemed okay in Laker Cake. If he bulks up a bit, then I have no problem with a naked gunbarrel.

I'm straight, by the way. :tup:

#9 Double-Oh-Zero

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 07:29 PM

As long as Judi Dench doesn't go out boozing with Martin Campbell.

"D'you think it'd be alright if I did the M scene naked, Marty?"

So that's why she's always clutching a whiskey glass onscreen, then.

#10 Mr Malcolm

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 07:37 PM

As long as Judi Dench doesn't go out boozing with Martin Campbell.

"D'you think it'd be alright if I did the M scene naked, Marty?"

So that's why she's always clutching a whiskey glass onscreen, then.

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Well, it could be fun. Why not just have a fully nude Bond film: A View To An Absolutely Everything?

Dan on display? Yes please! :tup:

#11 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 07:54 PM

As long as Judi Dench doesn't go out boozing with Martin Campbell.

"D'you think it'd be alright if I did the M scene naked, Marty?"

So that's why she's always clutching a whiskey glass onscreen, then.

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Well, it could be fun. Why not just have a fully nude Bond film: A View To An Absolutely Everything?

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I just got a horrifying immage of Robert Davi naked, but was then quickly replaced by Denise Richards naked. It's a Lose-Win situation. :tup:

#12 Qwerty

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 07:57 PM

Well, it could be fun.  Why not just have a fully nude Bond film: A View To An Absolutely Everything?

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Would love to see how they'd market that one...

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 08:02 PM

I just got a horrifying immage of Robert Davi naked, but was then quickly replaced by Denise Richards naked. It's a Lose-Win situation.  :tup:

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Was he dancing the Panamanian Banana Dance? Now THERE's an image for you! :D

(Sorry, I've got an horrifically boring essay to do for tomorrow and I'm going a bit Coppola, circa Apocalypse Now.)

Edited by Mr Malcolm, 31 January 2006 - 08:05 PM.


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Posted 01 February 2006 - 01:18 AM

[quote name='Qwerty' date='31 January 2006 - 14:57'][quote name='Mr Malcolm' date='31 January 2006 - 14:37']Well, it could be fun.

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Posted 01 February 2006 - 04:07 PM

[quote name='deth' date='1 February 2006 - 01:18'][quote name='Qwerty' date='31 January 2006 - 14:57'][quote name='Mr Malcolm' date='31 January 2006 - 14:37']Well, it could be fun.

#16 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 01 February 2006 - 04:35 PM

[quote name='Mr Malcolm' date='31 January 2006 - 17:02'][quote name='Gabe Vieira' date='31 January 2006 - 19:54']I just got a horrifying immage of Robert Davi naked, but was then quickly replaced by Denise Richards naked. It's a Lose-Win situation.