A Dame Rogue n Dosh. (Lamb Rogan Josh) How lovely.A quick recipe
Take:
1 Indian newspaper.
1 Attractive, famous and talented actress in this month's biggest blockbuster.
1 Attractive but talentless actress whose shot at fame was about a decade ago (when she was also perpetually linked to Bond).
Remove any trace of quotes, sources or dates.
Stir.
