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[ACE]

Casino Royale:

INT. M's Office

Bond (to M):

Where is everyone else?

[spynovelfan]

M: I'm sending you some back-up. She's new, but comes highly recommended.
Bond: A woman? What does she look like?
M (exasperated): Why is that relevant, 007?
Bond (grinning): I can't stand this new breed of female officers who look like they've stepped out of a video game...

[Flash1087]

I can hardly compete with that one, but here's fun:

IN THE CONFESSIONAL IN FYEO

BOND: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

Q (as priest): That's putting it mildly, 007. You're hardly a candidate for sainthood.

BOND: [lifts eyebrow] Only in certain quarters.

[appearance of halo over head optional]

I got one kind of like that, but not as clever.

HOTEL SCENE IN TMWTGG

Maud Adams: Stop it, you're hurting my arm!

Roger: And I shall break it, if you do not tell me where those bullets are headed.

Maud: Why should I tell you?

Roger: I've been told I'm quite the persuader...

Edited by Flash1087, 22 January 2006 - 06:42 AM.

[Mr Malcolm]

LOL! 

Or

Vesper: "I see your collars and cuffs don't match!"

Well, that's probably the politer version!

[spynovelfan]

M
There's a double agent I want you to investigate. Our friends in the north tell us he is now in Stockholm.

[ACE]

M
There's a double agent I want you to investigate. Our friends in the north tell us he is now in Stockholm.

Larvly, guv'na!

[ACE]

Bond: Leiter? Felix Leiter? Oh, you look nothing like your dossier.
Leiter: That's me - master of disguise!

[killkenny kid]

"But, no one told me retirement was at 50."

[Tiin007]

M to Bond: "Your new codename is 007. You are the sixth man to carry that number. All five men before you were excellent agents. Hopefully, you will carry on their legacy with distinction as the new 007."

I like it, however many fans will consider it "proof" to the codename theory.

[ACE]

CR
M (reprimanding Bond): "I knew it was too early to promote you. Your last mission was rather jinxed."

[ACE]

Villain in Scottish Castle: "Ah, Mr Bond. I see you have a fine taste in whisky. Tell me, are there any other Scottish delicacies you enjoy?"

Bond: "Well I've always been partial to Haggis."

[Judo chop]

Bond to M in GE:

[spynovelfan]

Very good stuff!



BOND sits at M's desk, having broken into her penthouse flat, cursing the laptop in front of him.

'But I don't want to reboot!'

[ACE]

LOL!

CraigBond completing a PTS mission in Dublin curled up with a Black Velvet and sexy Irish temptress:

Breige O'Tinnelly: "Tell me, Mr Bond, I hope I can convince you that we aren't all as nasty as that man you dispatched. Would you visit Ireland again?"
Bond: "Well, so long as you never say Navan again."

[Double-Oh-Zero]

GoldenEye

BrosnanBond: [strolls up to Jack Wade for the first time, eyeballing him curiously] Have we met before?

Wade: Nope, don't think so. Not in this lifetime, anyway...

or (alternatively)

BrosnanBond: In London, April's a spring month.
Jack Wade: Aw, Christ. Not another stiff-assed Brit.
Bond: Another?
Wade: Yeah. I just hope you're not so goddamn miserable as the last guy your people partnered me up with.

Casino Royale

Dryden: Made you feel it, did he? So, what was it like to kill him in cold blood?
Bond: Not quite as infamous as the first time I did it.

[ACE]

Double-Oh-Zero

from Bond 22

Bond: "Nice to meet you again, Moneypenny. Something different about you...hmmm, new hair colour?"
Moneypenny: "Wouldn't dream of it. I think of the uproar caused last time."

[Shaun Forever]

SWLM
Stromberg (blowing up the Professors' helicopter): "If only all partnership disputes could be solved so easily."

Without a doubt the greatest quote on the board, superb!