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[Carver]

Yeah, nice one steg. to Dr T, I hate that line! It makes me wanna smack Dario in the mouth!
I kinda like this one from Goldeneye:
'' No, no, no. No more fourplay....''
and the reply:
''Bleiasch!''

[steg76]

I can't believe that this one had'nt got a mention yet.

It was from Thunderball when Bond was about to get all smoochy with Domino on the beach and she spots Vargas aproaching from behind. Bond turns and fire a harpoon gun at Vargas pinning him to a palm tree. Bond utters the words:-

'I think he got the point' Sheer class.

[freemo]

"Take that honkey out and waste him" - Mr Big.

Okay, perhaps not one of the best, but that'll all your getting from me today, oh, and this one....

"As you see, Mr. Bond, the satellite is, at present, over Kansas. But if we destroy Kansas, the world may not hear about it for years." - Blofeld.

[DaleC76]

In Thunderball, after telling the nurse a widow was responsible for his injuries, the nurse says, "I'm surprised, I'd have thought you were just the type for a widow."

Bond replies, "Not this one. He didn't like me at all."

[Evil Doctor Cheese]

I'd say in TMWTGG when the girl shouts out "My charm, my charm, I've lost my charm" and Moore says "Not from where I'm standing!" the best of the series!!!

[Dr. Tynan]

General Koskov (10 Apr, 2002 12:00 a.m.):
I think they're all pretty good...except for : 'I'd say one of their aircraft was missing.' How the hell's that funny? ???

I think there's a movie called "One Of Our Aircraft Is Missing" I think it's something to do with that, at the minute I can't think exactly what. Sorry if you knew this already.

[Carver]

The most classic one-liner is:
'My name is bond, James Bond'
or it could be:
'How does that grab you?'(TSWLM)
or
'I'm more of a problem eliminator'(LTK)

[RITZ]

Dr. No:
"That's a Smith & Wesson........and you've had your six"

TLD:
"They'll have about ten ten seconds before he can reach us.......plenty of time for a sniper to make strawberry jam of him!"

LTK:
"You'd better find yourself a new lover!"

[General Koskov]

Dr. Tynan (10 Apr, 2002 09:40 p.m.):

General Koskov (10 Apr, 2002 12:00 a.m.):
I think they're all pretty good...except for : 'I'd say one of their aircraft was missing.' How the hell's that funny? ???

I think there's a movie called "One Of Our Aircraft Is Missing" I think it's something to do with that, at the minute I can't think exactly what. Sorry if you knew this already.

No I didn'tknow. Thanks.

[Dr. Tynan]

No problem

[General Koskov]

Xenobia (10 Apr, 2002 02:34 a.m.):

M: Goodnight?  Goodnight!
Bond:  Goodnight sir.

In fact that's the best part of the movie!

[Xenobia]

It's not quite a one liner but...from TMWAGG

M: Goodnight? Goodnight!
Bond: Goodnight sir.

-- Xenobia

[Dr. Tynan]

This isn't a one liner but I absolutely love...

"Don't worry, we gave her a nice......HONEYMOOOON!!!"