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[Tim007]

Counting all Bond movies together...

Bond orders 24 Wodka Martinis,
visits 35 different countrys,
gets told that he will die 32 times,

there are 55 Bondgirls,
27 brown-haired,
24 blondes and
5 red-haired...

16 times woman say "oh James...",

and Bond has 75 times Sex.

18 times in a hotel room,
2 times in a London flat,
14 times at her home,
1 time at somebody other's home,
3 times in train,
2 times in a barn,
2 times in forrest,
2 times in a tent,
2 times in an airplane,
2 times in a waterplane,
2 times in hospital,
1 time in a submarine,
1 time in a car,
1 time in an iceberg,
24 times at, over or under water...

Regards,
Tim

[Double-Oh-Zero]

You forgot: 1 time in space. Other than that, a good job, Tim.

[Mister Asterix]

No Black-haired girls?

[ray t]

miss taro, the girl in hong kong, the two japanese girls, rosie carver and may day and wai lin all had black hair...u gotta go back to the drawing board, tim, old chap!

[freemo]

He must have meant "Dark hair" rather than "Brown hair", anyway number of girls adds up to 56, still, some pretty good fact there, good effort dude.

[Blue Eyes]

Tim007 (30 Mar, 2002 04:02 p.m.):
1 time in an iceberg,

If we didn't know A View to a Kill we wouldn't believe it could happen! Either way, it's bloody funny!