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[Tracy Bond]

Just a little humor for your day! I don't know if any of you have seen this but it's pretty funny......

TOP 10 SIGNS JAMES BOND JUST DOESN'T CARE ANYMORE

10. Goodbye tuxedo, hello novelty T-shirt that looks like a tuxedo
9. His "new" car? An '88 Buick LeSabre
8. Latest Bond girl is named "Naps Alenty"
7. Spends entire movie trying to bum a ride to the mall
6. Favorite gadget -- the George Foreman Barbecue Grill
5. Spends entire movie saying, "Yeah, baby," then cracking up
4. He'll only accept assignment if he's home in time for "E.R."
3. Can't remember the last time he got lucky while in zero gravity
2. At film's climax, screams "Save us Pikachu!"
1. If you give him a stirred martini, he won't be happy, but he'll drink it

Number 9 reminds me of 007's superspy car in AVTAK....drumroll, please.....A Ford Granada!

[Xenobia]

Mister Asterix (27 Feb, 2002 07:35 p.m.):

Tracy Bond (27 Feb, 2002 05:04 p.m.):(edited)
1.  If you give him a stirred martini, he won't be happy, but he'll drink it

This happened in You Only Live Twice.

And therein is proof that it's true -- Sean Connery had stopped caring by the time YOLT came out. He left the series after that, remember!

I personally enjoy the Austin Powers reference. I would happily pay double the admissions charge just to hear Bond say that.

-- Xen

[zencat]

Tracy Bond (27 Feb, 2002 05:04 p.m.):
3.  Can't remember the last time he got lucky while in zero gravity

This is my fav.

[Evil Doctor Cheese]

Tracy Bond (27 Feb, 2002 05:04 p.m.):
6.  Favorite gadget -- the George Foreman Barbecue Grill

That's who should be the next Q! That guys sells that grill to me everytime I see him on telly... I'm itching to buy one for the rest of the day! Luckily the feeling passes.

[White Knight]

yeah, poor Sean. I remeber hearing that YOLT did it for him because the Japanese fans would get in the way of the filming. When did Sean Really get fed up before YOLT?

[freemo]

11. Allows the title of his next film to be called "Double Cross".

[Icephoenix]

Tracy Bond (27 Feb, 2002 05:04 p.m.):

10. Goodbye tuxedo, hello novelty T-shirt   that
looks like a tuxedo

AKA Aussie Bond.

9.  His "new" car? An '88 Buick LeSabre

5.  Spends entire movie saying, "Yeah, baby," then cracking up

lol, I can really see Brosnan doing this ROFL!


2.  At film's climax, screams "Save us Pikachu!"

LOL!!! MY FAVOURITE!!!!

[Icephoenix]

*Due to a poor sex life, May seems that ever more appealing.
*At the end of a mission he no longer makes love to the girl but asks if she has any pudding.
*During briefings he keeps asking M her height then cant stop giggling.
*Due to poor fund MI-6 now equip their agents with blanks and a Rubber Duckie to 'do whatever they wish' with.

[Sak]

zencat (27 Feb, 2002 05:16 p.m.):

Tracy Bond (27 Feb, 2002 05:04 p.m.):
3.  Can't remember the last time he got lucky while in zero gravity

This is my fav.

where did you get all this?

[Mister Asterix]

Tracy Bond (27 Feb, 2002 05:04 p.m.):(edited)
1.  If you give him a stirred martini, he won't be happy, but he'll drink it

This happened in You Only Live Twice.

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Forgot one: At black tie affairs, he wears a nametag that says "HELLO! My name is: James Bond"