How old is James Bond?
#1
Posted 10 February 2002 - 05:30 PM
#2
Posted 10 February 2002 - 06:09 PM
Alex (10 Feb, 2002 05:30 p.m.):
He's been around from at least 1969
This is very true
#3
Posted 10 February 2002 - 06:10 PM
#4
Posted 10 February 2002 - 06:57 PM
Jacko (10 Feb, 2002 06:10 p.m.):
which also means that he was born in 1934, at least.
Yet he doesn't exhibit any signs of aging, and he doesn't look older than 40...
#5
Posted 10 February 2002 - 09:40 PM
#6
Posted 10 February 2002 - 10:39 PM
#7
Posted 10 February 2002 - 11:47 PM
#8
Posted 27 February 2002 - 01:06 AM
Jim (11 Feb, 2002 01:21 p.m.):
we haven't found intelligent life on other planets.
Funnily enough, we haven't found any on this planet either
#9
Posted 11 February 2002 - 09:41 PM
#10
Posted 11 February 2002 - 09:37 PM
#11
Posted 11 February 2002 - 09:28 PM
#12
Posted 11 February 2002 - 09:22 PM
#13
Posted 11 February 2002 - 06:24 PM
Jim (11 Feb, 2002 01:21 p.m.):
It's a fictional character. You might as well query how Chewbacca can possibly exisit, when we haven't found intelligent life on other planets. And little enough on this one.
I am well aware of that, but I like fiction better when I can make some sense of it.
Chewie is from another planet, in another galaxy, and furthermore, he's in a sci-fi movie.
James Bond is a human being from Earth in a semi-realistic (except for movies like Moonraker) string of spy movies. And his failure to age like any other human being (even Q, for God's sake) is unexplained, leaving probably the biggest hole in the entire Bond series.
#14
Posted 11 February 2002 - 04:19 PM
(Did I really need to say that twice? Apparently my index finger thought so.)
#15
Posted 11 February 2002 - 03:46 PM
#16
Posted 26 February 2002 - 07:57 PM
Andrew Bond was a lot more than a salesman for Vickers. He was an agent, and when he died, everyone felt he should be duly honored. So, the code name for 007 was supposed to be Andrew Bond.
One problem, 007 number one didn't like the name Andrew. He wanted James. After much hang wringing (they really like this guy they want to put in as 007), M. gives the go ahead.
So, 007 number 1 goes about his merry way until YOLT. Then, he attempts to retire.
007 number 2 is a nice fellow, except he goes a bit off his rocker after his wife is murderered, so he retires very early.
007 number 1 comes back in a pinch, and to do right by number 2, kills Blofeld, or so he thinks.
Then comes 007 number 3, who was already older to begin with, and then stays far longer than he should.
Now, in the middle of this, lo and behold Andrew Bond's son turns out to be a talented little boy. And so of course, when some suggests James join the MI6, he is welcomed with open arms. When the real James bond proves his worth, he becomes 007, thus 007 number four is not just James Bond by code name, but by birth as well.
All the 007's are bonded together, (sorry, I had to go there) by the fact that have fought the good fight under the same name. And the active three feel bad for the one who lost his wife, so yes, they visit her grave. They all might also contribute to Aunt Charmain's retirement fund as they see fit.
Does that make any sense?
-- Xen
#17
Posted 11 February 2002 - 01:21 PM
#18
Posted 11 February 2002 - 12:43 PM
zerozeroseven (11 Feb, 2002 05:52 a.m.):
Alex (10 Feb, 2002 11:47 p.m.):
Perhaps "James Bond" is a codename, like M, Q, and Moneypenny...
I suggested this theory to friends once, and nobody thought it was a good one. First they told me to watch 1967's Casino Royale. I guess the main argument against the theory is the fact that Bond visited Tracy's grave at the beginning of FYEO, and only one Bond would visit his dead wife's grave. I defended it by saying that James Bond/007 is a legend whose position is passed from agent to agent as they retire to maintain fear in enemy agents, etc...much like the situation with the Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride. So if that was the case, to maintain the role he's playing, the current Bond would visit Tracy Bond's grave. I think it makes as much sense as Bond never getting older from decade to decade. And it's more believable than Bond being currently in his seventies but looking like Brosnan. I think it's a losing battle, though, Alex. I've never been able to get anybody to even consider the theory. But I find it thought-provoking.
Hmm....well, there are a few ways to make this theory work....
First, let's assume Diamonds Are Forever takes place before OHMSS, which explains a) the fact that Blofeld has no neck brace but has it in FYEO, the fact that Bond is still Sean Connery in DAF, and c) the fact that Bond never once mentioned getting revenge for Tracy in DAF.
Then let's assume that the second Bond took over just after Diamonds Are Forever, and that DAF happened in either 1967 or very early 1968 (making M's 2-years statement true). And let's say the third Bond didn't take over until, oh, Goldeneye or thereabouts. That explains why Bond is at Tracy's grave in FYEO, why Felix said Bond has been married before in LTK, and why there as been a change of appearence in a couple of Bonds. Oh, and it also explains Lazenby's comment "This never happened to the other fella."
As for Goldeneye and the 1986 teaser sequence, either a) the 3rd Bond had temporarily assumed the role for some reason, or the rest of the movie occurred somehwat later than 1995, this making the Arkangel'sk scene after Dalton's time.
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Posted 26 February 2002 - 08:12 PM
#20
Posted 26 February 2002 - 09:47 PM
#21
Posted 10 February 2002 - 06:07 PM
28+40=68
so, by the time of Bond 20, commander James Bond will be 3 years over retirement age (i dont know about britain, but in sweden you retire at 65).
Long live 007
#22
Posted 11 February 2002 - 05:27 AM
Alex (10 Feb, 2002 11:47 p.m.):
Perhaps "James Bond" is a codename, like M, Q, and Moneypenny...
I suggested this theory to friends once, and nobody thought it was a good one. First they told me to watch 1967's Casino Royale. I guess the main argument against the theory is the fact that Bond visited Tracy's grave at the beginning of FYEO, and only one Bond would visit his dead wife's grave. I defended it by saying that James Bond/007 is a legend whose position is passed from agent to agent as they retire to maintain fear in enemy agents, etc...much like the situation with the Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride. So if that was the case, to maintain the role he's playing, the current Bond would visit Tracy Bond's grave. I think it makes as much sense as Bond never getting older from decade to decade. And it's more believable than Bond being currently in his seventies but looking like Brosnan. I think it's a losing battle, though, Alex. I've never been able to get anybody to even consider the theory. But I find it thought-provoking.
#23
Posted 12 February 2002 - 04:52 AM
For convenience sakes it is easier to set the movie at the time of production.
He is a super spy who would not just get one assignment every two years on average.
As a whole, the film series should have a title.
"The Career Of A Servant Of Her Majesty's Secret Service"
#24
Posted 15 February 2002 - 04:07 AM
Harmsway (15 Feb, 2002 03:29 a.m.):That's why references to past events are always so vague in the books and films.
"Teresa Bond
1943 - 1969
We have all the time in the world"
I don't think that's very vague. But I do like Blofeld's Cat's explanation of the whole thing more than an "assuming an identity" sort of thing.
#25
Posted 15 February 2002 - 03:29 AM
#26
Posted 14 February 2002 - 07:16 AM
The REAL James Bond (of "Birds of the West Indies" fame) was born in 1900. Obviously he has since passed on, but if James Bond was alive he would be 102.
That's my answer.
#27
Posted 14 February 2002 - 05:21 AM
I suggested that, for convenience sakes, each adventure was set at the time of production. Therefore current historical events may have crept into the plot.
Fictionalised accounts from the fictionalised diary of a fictional hero can easily be explained.
Besides, that's what John Pearson tried to do with his James Bond: The Authorised Biography of 007.
#28
Posted 14 February 2002 - 04:54 AM
Blofeld's Cat (12 Feb, 2002 04:52 a.m.):
In my mind the Bond movies are a celluloid account of his memoirs, in which the twenty "assignments" so far had taken forty years to depict. There are many more still to be chronicled on film.
For convenience sakes it is easier to set the movie at the time of production.
He is a super spy who would not just get one assignment every two years on average.
As a whole, the film series should have a title.
"The Career Of A Servant Of Her Majesty's Secret Service"
I actually like that idea, Blofeld's Cat, except that there are a lot of things spoken about in the films which do set a certain range of dates, such as the collapse of the USSR (Goldeneye), the USSR itself (pick one), the Mujahadin movement against the Soviets (The Living Daylights), the 70's energy crisis (The Man With The Golden Gun), etc.
I would greatly appreciate it if you could explain this to my satisfaction.