
Which Bond Films Have Jumped The Shark?
#1
Posted 18 August 2005 - 12:23 AM
The "oh give me a break" moment.
I liked DAD but the scene where Bond escapes from the glacier and para-sails or whatever he does just killed me. And bad special effects too.
What films do you think the Bond producers "Jumped The Shark"?
#2
Posted 18 August 2005 - 12:35 PM

If he's capable of bringing down the President of the United States before breakfast, and then making several more major changes to the world throughout the day, he's more than capable of buying enough influence in the Communist Party of China to get his blessed broadcast rights.
And don't get me started on the preposterous idea that Britain would be prepared to singlehandedly wage war against China, at the drop of a hat and over a relatively minor incident the ins and outs of which remain unclear (with no apparent Sino-British hostility in the air prior to the loss of the Devonshire).
All of this would have been fine in a Moore outing, but the problem is that TND was obviously meant to be (relatively speaking) a "thinking person's" Bond film. If you've got a dumb script, then shoot it as zany, fun-for-all-the-family escapist hokum (this worked wonderfully for many 007 flicks). Do it SPY WHO LOVED ME-style, but don't do it ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE-style. Don't take it seriously, and don't patronise the audience into thinking they're watching "quality". Like THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH, TND could have been a blast, but unfortunately it's undone by ideas above its station.
#3
Posted 18 August 2005 - 01:06 PM
Even though I was hating pretty much all of MOONRAKER, I figured, as soon as we get to space, we'll see some fun acrobatics. Bond defies physics on the ground all the time, so space is going to be his place.
No, soon as we go up, MR starts channeling 2001 instead of SW. Now 2001 -- along with Se7en and TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING and don't get me started, the list is too long already -- is my favorite movie of all time, but Bond should not be trying for slow and majestic here. MR is such a dumb movie that you NEED space shuttle doing backflips and Immelmans and skidarounds, NOT the much vaunted Eric Burgess tech accuracy (which was off anyway, since they had gravity in the center ball of the station, when that is the one place that the gravity would have been lowest when it rotated.)
John Brosnan seems to think, in his book, that when Connery pressed the ejector seat button, there was no going back, so maybe that is the jumptheshark moment. But for me ... the Moore films all just presented somebody who didnt' look at all capable of doing what his stuntman was achieving, and that helped collapse credibility for me. Plus, JAWS killing the shark, then falling without a parachute and surviving (and presumably surviving reentry as well) is way over the top.
#4
Posted 18 August 2005 - 02:06 PM
#5
Posted 19 August 2005 - 03:33 PM
in DAF, after the car chase.
in MR, after ms. bassey sings her final note. (in the main titles, not the closing credits)
#6
Posted 19 August 2005 - 03:53 PM
TWINE - When Pierce wipes the tear away from the picture of Elektra.
AVTAK - snowboarding to the beach boys (I actually think this is funny but come on. You might as well just have John Glen standing in the snow screaming 'LOOK ITS ROGER!!! HE CAN SNOWBOARD!!! HE'S NOT OLD!!! DUDE, HE'S LISTENING TO THE BEACH BOYS AND HE GOT THAT FACE LIFT, HE'S LIKE 20!!!)
LTK - The scene where Tim jumps over a shark? Nah, this one's ok..
MR - The Gondola chase
TMWTGG - The sun gun....wtf Scaramanga...just wtf.
#7
Posted 19 August 2005 - 04:08 PM
DAD - CGI Bond




#8
Posted 19 August 2005 - 04:35 PM
I was of the impression that jumping the shark was a singular event, and usually associated with a long-running television show. As when, a formerly great show descends into self-parody, thus irretrievably losing credibility.
To me, it seems that the Bond films have parodied themselves from the get-go. And while there have been lapses in quality throughout the series, the producers have continually righted the errant ship.
#9
Posted 19 August 2005 - 04:40 PM
If you look at the series as a whole you could probably say Goldfinger is when it jumped the shark.
#10
Posted 19 August 2005 - 07:55 PM
CONNERY/ LAZENBY:
- I'd say it's when Bond just happened to have a portable safe cracker in his jacket pocket in You Only Live Twice.
-When Bond said "This never happened to the other fella," in addition to the many other absurd one-liners in OHMSS.
MOORE: When Jaws meets his girlfriend in MR
DALTON: N/A (there weren't many absurd scenes in his films. Also, his era was so short, that it fortunately wasn't given a chance to jump the shark)
BROSNAN: DAD in it's entirety (His first three films were all right, and if he had quit after TWINE, he would have ended on top, but DAD, for the second time in the series, has jumped the Great White, causing a need for a reboot)
#11
Posted 19 August 2005 - 08:23 PM
Unfortunately, the film tripped and got eaten by the shark shortly thereafter.
Things also got pretty hokey in MR once Bond dons his safari suit and merrily rows his boat down the stream in that boat/hang glider thingie.
#12
Posted 19 August 2005 - 08:36 PM

The world's number one secret agent - and I'll repeat that, since it's important: the world's number one secret agent - returns home to find a woman - and a civilian, mind you, not even a spy with access to intelligence or expertise in breaking and entering - playing golf in his front room. What a joker! Not particularly good at hiding his personal information, is he? (And if - can't remember off the top of my head whether this is in the film - he gave Sylvia Trench a card with his address, then he's just as much of a fool.) Careful there, Jimbo, you don't want to come back from the office one night to find a bunch of SPECTRE goons waiting, do you? Which could very well happen if you keep on allowing your private details to be available to all and sundry. Clod.
There we are: Fleming's gritty and ultrarealistic espionage series ruined right from the get-go.

#13
Posted 21 August 2005 - 02:08 PM
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Posted 21 August 2005 - 05:07 PM
#15
Posted 23 August 2005 - 05:23 PM