I was Lady Maybelle in a somewhat bowdlerized version of
Once Upon a Mattress.

Oh yes.
Hey! No fair making fun of my receeding chin! I'm very proud of it, it makes me feel like Queen Victoria.
But seriously, folks. It was a lot of fun and I enjoyed every moment of it, even though my character wasn't funny. And it was a comedy. See, she's supposed to be this French girl who only speaks one word of English - "yes!" - and it's meant to be very funny that one of our heroes, Sir Harry, picks her up. Ha ha, he wants an easy girl. Ha ha. But because there were lots of little kids in the production, and sensitive parents, most of the contraversial stuff was expurgiated...including Lady Maybelle's linguistic shortcomings. After rewrites, she knew only one word of English - "no!" Shockingly, this was even less funny than the original concept. But I got a few laughs anyway, possibly because the audience was high.
God, I love drama.
Edited by TortillaFactory, 05 June 2005 - 06:16 AM.